Oh woe, Oh Woe

#1
It is horrible, I thought it was something that happened to other people.... I mean Older People. But....

I went to the shitter, and whilst looking down admiring the tackle, I noticed it, shining like a beacon in the depths of night. If it had a face it would be laughing.

It was a grey pube ahhhhh. Is this it my slide to dribbling, cardigans and slippers has started, can I defeat it....... and is there HOPE.
 
#2
I remember when I found my first grey pube...it was in a kebab
 
#4
Ha! You should worry! I can't even see a grey one any more!
 
#6
Grey pubes?

From now on you must spend all your time in the sh*d thread and anything you post about weapons must end in "the SLR was better"
 
#7
Grey pubes?

From now on you must spend all your time in the sh*d thread and anything you post about weapons must end in "the SLR was better"
But I do spend most of my time in the shed and the SLR was better....
 
#9
Jarrod doesn't love you any more.
 
#10
It is horrible, I thought it was something that happened to other people.... I mean Older People. But....

I went to the shitter, and whilst looking down admiring the tackle, I noticed it, shining like a beacon in the depths of night. If it had a face it would be laughing.

It was a grey pube ahhhhh. Is this it my slide to dribbling, cardigans and slippers has started, can I defeat it....... and is there HOPE.
Tell the other half/laundress/self, not to use bleach when washing shreddies!!!
 
#11
But I do spend most of my time in the shed and the SLR was better....
Ye gods!! Somewhere in your home is a Haynes manual for a car you've never owned isn't there?
 
#13
Ye gods!! Somewhere in your home is a Haynes manual for a car you've never owned isn't there?
I confess to have 3. One for a Ford Escort Mexico, One for a vauxhall cavalier (But the mice have had that), and one for a fiat 128.
 
#16
Think on the bright side, When you piss & shit yourself now, you can blame it on old age, instead of on the beer !!
 
#17
I confess to have 3. One for a Ford Escort Mexico, One for a vauxhall cavalier (But the mice have had that), and one for a fiat 128.
Then there truly is no cure for you I'm afraid.

Henceforth all your jeans must be swapped for elastic waist slacks and all your clothing must be beige or bought from Debenhams.
 
#18
Hehe, it does make me larf out loud.......except, that one day it will happen to us all......the end is nigh!! Good job we will all be dead after 2012 (apparently) so we don't have to suffer the trauma of grey pubes.
 
#19
I've been wearing elastic waisted slacks for years - but not beige! Light colours show the piss stain...
 
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