Oh to be american

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  1. An American, an Australian and a Japanese man become stranded on a tropical island.

    The American decides to take charge and says. "I'll be in charge of engineering" he then looks at the Australian and says "You can be in charge of building" and finally looks at the Japanese man and says "You're in charge of the supplies".

    They all wander off into the jungle and all except the Japanese man return a few hours later. Months go by and the Australian and American have made do without the Japanese man and have built a rigid bamboo hut. Finally, on the horizon a Navy helicopter appears and lands of the beach, the Australian and American joyfully run up to it. Suddenly, the Japanese man jumps out from behind a palm tree and screams

  2. ho ho ho 8)