Oh the Irony!

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by Blokeonabike, Apr 5, 2012.

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  1. Hosepipe ban comes into force from today across much of the South.

    The weather responds by giving us the first decent rain we have had for ages!

    Someone up there has a sense of humour.
  2. X-Inf

    X-Inf War Hero Book Reviewer

    Watch out for all that irony then - it will get rusty!
  3. They will probably say it is the wrong sort of rain.
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  4. ugly

    ugly LE Moderator

    Nothing to see here, move along its merely coastal mist!
    There is something special about having to turn up the radio as you cant hear the use water wisely advert for all the rain thats hitting the conservatory roof!
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  5. Well one days rain isn't going to make a bit of difference, we've had a very dry winter and last summer was also dry. Last summer half of Ladybower was a meadow.
  6. ugly

    ugly LE Moderator

    I want to know where the rain from our BBQ summer went? Come on 1st of Feb my son flew over the local reservoir and it was full to the brim!
  7. Foreign aid, I'm afraid we gave it to Greece.
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  8. Not so long ago that all of Ladybower was a meadow (and some houses?)
  9. HHH

    HHH LE

    We've so much its overflowing !


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  10. ugly

    ugly LE Moderator

    There is no shortage here in the south east, the reason the reservoirs look empty is the ***** keep taking profits without dealing with the problems!
  11. RezzaDue

    RezzaDue Old-Salt Book Reviewer

    Is that silent valley? Haven't been there for a while.
  12. Is Irony like leady and or silvery or goldie????
  13. HHH

    HHH LE

    Yes it is.
  14. There's loads of loopholes, the papers were full of them.
  15. I adore Silent Valley, its one of the most picturesque places I've ever visited. The splendour was only marred once in 1991 when I drowned two sheepdog / Labrador cross puppies there.
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