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Oh, the humanity! Owen Jones and stuff . . .

Owen Jones, film star strikes heroic pose
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It genuinely wouldn't surprise me if it somehow came out that Jones spends his weekends stood at a homemade lectern, dressed as Hitler, miming along to his speeches played on an old reel-to-reel

It says nothing about him being a STAB in his bio.

But I conjured up a mental image for you didn't I?

Get rattling them rosary beads sinner!

Yes. You've corrupted my skull, and I need to bless myself with holy water.
 
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Yes. You've corrupted my skull, and I need to bless myself with holy water.
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Fair point, it has got Corbyn’s initials on it after all.
 
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Yes. You've corrupted my skull, and I need to bless myself with holy water.

Fair point, it has got Corbyn’s initials on it after all.
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This one hasn't. It's got Our Lady of Lourdes on it, and I bottled it specially for occasions such as this. I knew some perverted ARRSEr would eventually encourage me to have some filthy, perverted and degrading mental image of Owen Jones.

Next time I'm in Lourdes, I'm investing in a proper sterilisation kit.
 

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