I live out in "the boonies." Don't be sending that cunt anywhere near my beloved peninsular, thank you very little. There's enough pollution caused by urban grockles making their annual staycation pilgrimages without that leftwaffe shitstain of an assclown being let in aswell.I think the boonies is more 'green' option if you lose the ducktape and go with organic rope.
Given that I recall you once mentioning in a post that you live in a town at the top of an estuary east of Dartmoor I'd have thought that you would know better!!!