Oh, the horror! My Rachels gone!

#2
BarkingSpider said:
It is with great sadness that I bring the sad news that Rachel, my Rachel, has gorn and dun it.
She got herself hitched, the silly girl... :cry: :( :crying:
At least you've got her engagement ring to remember her by.
 
#4
She's got webbed feet, man!
That's positively Norfolkish.

Anyway, there's plenty more fish in the sea.



See what I did there? Webbed feet, fish in the sea.
Is that my coat? Why thank you. And there's a taxi waiting for me? How very kind.
 
#5
She cooked a crap breakfast anyway BarkingSpider.
 
#9
stacker1 said:
She cooked a crap breakfast anyway BarkingSpider.
You got breakfast? All I got was a badly packed kabab from the night before...... it had some weird mayo in it!
 
#10
LordVonHarley said:
stacker1 said:
She cooked a crap breakfast anyway BarkingSpider.
You got breakfast? All I got was a badly packed kabab from the night before...... it had some weird mayo in it!
johnboyzzz said:
You got breakfast
And I had to give her the taste of the back my hand to get it!!!

Shes no loss Barkingspider.
 
#12
walt_of_the_walts said:
Now this Rachel is more Fortnum and Mason...
Sorry. Call me picky, but I can't get the image out of my head of her sporting a full-on "Judith" in Enemy At The Gates.
 
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#14
crabtastic said:
walt_of_the_walts said:
Now this Rachel is more Fortnum and Mason...
Sorry. Call me picky, but I can't get the image out of my head of her sporting a full-on "Judith" in Enemy At The Gates.
I don't want to get that image out of my head at all. She looked rather good in that Red Army Peoples Militia uniform.
 
#15
Damn how do i explain to my 5yo son that the love of his life has dumped him! And chears crabtastic, I'd forgotten about that one, think I'd better go and check....
 
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