Oh, the horror! My Rachels gone!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by BarkingSpider, Aug 3, 2009.

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  1. It is with great sadness that I bring the sad news that Rachel, my Rachel, has gorn and dun it.
    She got herself hitched, the silly girl... :cry: :( :crying:

    Rachel's gorn and dun it
  2. At least you've got her engagement ring to remember her by.
  3. Dammit man pull yourself together and wait for the leaked sex tape(s) :D
  4. She's got webbed feet, man!
    That's positively Norfolkish.

    Anyway, there's plenty more fish in the sea.

    See what I did there? Webbed feet, fish in the sea.
    Is that my coat? Why thank you. And there's a taxi waiting for me? How very kind.
  5. She cooked a crap breakfast anyway BarkingSpider.
  6. Was she born a man? She still looks a bit Tesco to me.
  7. You got breakfast
  8. All i got was crabs god damn it
  9. You got breakfast? All I got was a badly packed kabab from the night before...... it had some weird mayo in it!
  10. And I had to give her the taste of the back my hand to get it!!!

    Shes no loss Barkingspider.
  11. Now this Rachel is more Fortnum and Mason...

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  12. Sorry. Call me picky, but I can't get the image out of my head of her sporting a full-on "Judith" in Enemy At The Gates.
  13. I don't want to get that image out of my head at all. She looked rather good in that Red Army Peoples Militia uniform.
  14. Damn how do i explain to my 5yo son that the love of his life has dumped him! And chears crabtastic, I'd forgotten about that one, think I'd better go and check....