Oh Shit!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by B_AND_T, Apr 30, 2012.

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  1. Force feed him minge till his breath like a food taster in a Sushi factory.

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  2. Beat him to death because I'm not having that sort of behaviour in my house!

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    25.3%
  3. Accept it because after all lezzers are ok! (apart from butt ugly and fat ones)

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  1. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    I think I am a tolerant person, I don't have many hangups. I have F&C mates, I know some lezzers and I have even socialised with a Portsmouth fan. I now find myself in a difficult situation. My son has confided in me that he is gay?

    What the fuck should I do?
     
  2. fu2

    fu2 LE

    shoot him before it spreads.
     
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  3. Incoming!
     
  4. Tell him that the apple hasn't fallen far from the tree.
     
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  5. Get a couple of hookers round and lock him in the same room until he proves he isn't gay. Anyway it can be cured the Xtians say so.
     
  6. Tell him that there are plenty on this site who will counsel and support him. My oath there are.
     
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  7. As you say you are a tolerant person. Just try to keep your incestuous hands off of him.
     
  8. To be fair you did have suspicions, when is he legal?
     
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  9. Jarrod you are just too transparent. I let out a guffaw when I read your post which had the retired Colonels here in the Embassy reading room reaching for their riding crops to chastise their servants.
     
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  10. Porridge_gun

    Porridge_gun LE Good Egg (charities)

    Eat his ass out.
     
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  11. oh how lovely. If he were mine, I would be looking forward to all those shopping trips and someone to discuss clothes and make up with. Your wife must be very pleased.
     
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  12. Look confused, then slowly move in for a kiss whilst weeping, a la the Colonel in American Beauty.
     
  13. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    I don't think he is a proper poof because his bedroom is a mess.
     
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  14. Re thinking this through, encourage him as gay blokes normally have loads of fit hetro women hanging about them for fashion tips and stuff, now surely you should be in line for some of the fall out of that.
     
  15. But his sexual orientation is.