Oh Shit!

My next step!

  • Force feed him minge till his breath like a food taster in a Sushi factory.

    Votes: 21 26.6%
  • Beat him to death because I'm not having that sort of behaviour in my house!

    Votes: 20 25.3%
  • Accept it because after all lezzers are ok! (apart from butt ugly and fat ones)

    Votes: 38 48.1%

  • Total voters
    79

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#1
I think I am a tolerant person, I don't have many hangups. I have F&C mates, I know some lezzers and I have even socialised with a Portsmouth fan. I now find myself in a difficult situation. My son has confided in me that he is gay?

What the fuck should I do?
 
#5
Get a couple of hookers round and lock him in the same room until he proves he isn't gay. Anyway it can be cured the Xtians say so.
 
#6
Tell him that there are plenty on this site who will counsel and support him. My oath there are.
 
#7
As you say you are a tolerant person. Just try to keep your incestuous hands off of him.
 

jarrod248

LE
Gallery Guru
#8
I think I am a tolerant person, I don't have many hangups. I have F&C mates, I know some lezzers and I have even socialised with a Portsmouth fan. I now find myself in a difficult situation. My son has confided in me that he is gay?

What the fuck should I do?
To be fair you did have suspicions, when is he legal?
 
#9
To be fair you did have suspicions, when is he legal?
Jarrod you are just too transparent. I let out a guffaw when I read your post which had the retired Colonels here in the Embassy reading room reaching for their riding crops to chastise their servants.
 
#12
Look confused, then slowly move in for a kiss whilst weeping, a la the Colonel in American Beauty.
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#13
I don't think he is a proper poof because his bedroom is a mess.
 
#14
Re thinking this through, encourage him as gay blokes normally have loads of fit hetro women hanging about them for fashion tips and stuff, now surely you should be in line for some of the fall out of that.
 
#16
Tell him homosexuality is a choice and if he can make up his mind then he can bloody well unmake it?

Or hire that mad bitch Phillipa Stroud to "cure" him. I'm sure Iain Duncan Smith still has her number knocking around somewhere.
 
#18
Flog him to jarrod as a catamite, he'll take really good care of him!
 
#19
Partyr:

Your avatar is priceless. If only all radios and tellies could be equipped with one of those meters to filter out ANY audio by any politician!
 

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