Oh No Im old

#1
Having just noticed the chains on my hanging baskets were getting a bit weathered this morning I went to taskers, got new ones and bought some new place mats whilst I was there. I stopped and thought as I came home that considering I've been wearing the same jeans for five days now and they only cost me £8 I must be getting old. 8O

What "Old" stuff have you been doing today that young you would have taken the pesh out of you for?
 
#4
Hanging baskets ........mmmmmmmmm nice ! but wearing the same pair of jeans for five days is a bit gungy or is it me ? clean clothes on everyday or maybe I'm just posh, 8 quid jeans eh ya meff :D stuff youngsters rip me for going to the disco !!! when it should be going clubbing.
 
#5
vvaannmmaann said:
I did my wife.She's quite old.
On a tuesday and during the day? How very continental. :wink:
 
#8
I disinfected me grenhouse ready to start me cuttings off. Oh the shame of it. Think I'll treat meself to a Werther's.
 
#14
....I've just purchased a sports jacket, that I now wear with a shirt and jeans....

I've started stopping on road trips for tea and scones.....

I now have a bag of sweets in the glove box of the car, and will progress onto small tins of barley sugars very soon....

Slipping comfortably into middle age...
 
#17
Drove to work past the parade of high-school and college totty and decided that they were too young. Even the ones over 16.

I didn't have silly thoughts like that last year :(
 
#18
Seriously though. No more than 2 years ago I'd have judo chopped myself in the face for some of the stuff I do these days. I put off nights out because the bathroom needs sorting out. I "Shop around" for my veg rather than just buy tinned (I've even considered growing my own as I've discovered I like gardening). I've even listened to radio 4 on the way home from work because the news is more accurate.

Don't get me wrong I'm still young and maintain my immature traits. I think farts are hilarious and I insist on saying words in German when I burp but life is catching up on me before my time.

I'm going out to buy a T Shirt with a funny logo and a lolly ice.
 
#19
Lumpy said:
....I've just purchased a sports jacket, that I now wear with a shirt and jeans....

I've started stopping on road trips for tea and scones.....

I now have a bag of sweets in the glove box of the car, and will progress onto small tins of barley sugars very soon....

Slipping comfortably into middle age... :) Get fooked you must be seventy doing that lot , and pissing a lot :D
 

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