Oh No ! How long have I got left

#1
After returning home from a busy day at work , I was most surprised and delighted to be told my Mrs WW that my supper was to be a Balti curry made by my niece and next doors sprogs. Half way through the temperature had reduced enough for me to taste the meat, it was disgusting. Mrs WW recovered the packaging to find that the meat is in deed turkey chunks that are 12 days out of date……
The question is then how long have I got before the biological miracle no doubt is working away vents forth ?
Do I chance a normal evening routine , and trolly off to bed or do I resign my self to be suspended over the TOTO washlet sanitary device ( trap ) and left until daybreak. And any predictions on how bad the effects of a jar of Balti curry sauce can be on ones ringer.


WW
Oh and someone be clever and suggest moving this to the ......
 
#3
wheelchairwarrier said:
After returning home from a busy day at work , I was most surprised and delighted to be told my Mrs WW that my supper was to be a Balti curry made by my niece and next doors sprogs. Half way through the temperature had reduced enough for me to taste the meat, it was disgusting. Mrs WW recovered the packaging to find that the meat is in deed turkey chunks that are 12 days out of date……
The question is then how long have I got before the biological miracle no doubt is working away vents forth ?
Do I chance a normal evening routine , and trolly off to bed or do I resign my self to be suspended over the TOTO washlet sanitary device ( trap ) and left until daybreak. And any predictions on how bad the effects of a jar of Balti curry sauce can be on ones ringer.
WW
Oh and someone be clever and suggest moving this to the ......
The spices in the curry sauce might kill the bacteria in the turkey ...... I expect you'll survive.
 
#4
Did I ever tell you how much of a mate you are to me???

Don't forget to remind your solicitor next time you fancy checking your will!!!!
 
#5
maybe now would be a good time to start reading War and Peace!!
 

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#8
12 days out of date……
FFS the tins of Chicken Supreme (a joke if ever there was one) in our ratpack were out of date when Wellington took on the Frogs at Waterloo, but we still got them :cry: 12 days - fresh as daisies :flower:

p.s. if you do pop your clogs, can I get your motorised chair please :wink:
 
#10
I think you'll be fine mate. Whilst not wanting to poke fun at a country for being, well, 3rd world - but i've been to india and dont think i ate anything meaty that hadn't been hung in the sun for at least a week. They all survive, i survived and i expect you will too.

You got a curry cooked for you, stop bloody whinging man.
 
#11
ASDA
needs dead ringers but avoid Turkey they kill people like you.

Addtional note: my bitch wrote that so apologies if it doesnt make any sense. She has a nice arse tho.
 
#15
WW,

Have you got any snazzy go faster wheelchairs you don't want? I fancy doing the Marathon des Sables but don't want to *actually* run it. :D
 
#16
If these are your last hours - and good chance they are - have you thought about donating a good portion of your estate to a jolly good cause. PM me if you have considered this. An honorable cause and supported by the Great One.
And a note from my bitch:
hello
 
#17
hello legions bitch!!!

p.s. W_W, what size waist are you, because I need a new pair of jeans, and I was just wondering..... (make sure you get the wife to wash them first, of course)
 
#18
indoubitabley said:
hello legions bitch!!!

p.s. W_W, what size waist are you, because I need a new pair of jeans, and I was just wondering..... (make sure you get the wife to wash them first, of course)
NOTE: this is my bitch responding, not me-

my jean size is 666 any other questions .. and what is this with the wife washing of jeans business is that something that turns one on....if so GOD help us

From me: I hope that made some sense
 
#19
Legion_n_aire said:
From me: I hope that made some sense
Each word individually I can understand, put them in the order she did.... not a thing sorry.
 

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