Oh Joy! Paris Gets Shafted!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by SlimeyToad, Jan 1, 2008.

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  1. Shocking how can anyone possibly survive on £2.5 million quid... 8O

    B!tch needs a good slap and sent off to McDonald's to earn a living. I'd rate her as a two star chip fryer.
     
  2. Ord_Sgt

    Ord_Sgt RIP

    Oh I don't know, I'd shaft her.
     
  3. Yes mate, we've all seen the video.





    Taxi!
     
  4. The operative word there is "earned": For doing what, FFS?
    I hate all these so-called celebs. They set such a shining example to everyone. Is it any wonder that standards have declined as far as they have done if their activities are taken to be admirable.
     
  5. I agree.
     
  6. I'd give her a good'n' to be fair, although I may need one of those premature ejeculation pillows to go with her :/

    edit: ANTI PREMATURE EJECULATION PILLOWS.
     
  7. I never said I wouldn't give her one, I'm sure she'd appreciate a tastier type of fat after a day at the fryer.

    The only thing she's ever earned in my opinion is f*ck all.
     
  8. Now that is unfair. She has earned a fcuking good kicking on more than one occaision.
     

  9. she does the tv show where she works a normal job for a week its crap but the other half loves it
     
  10. Wonder if she gets paid the normal wage for doing the normal job? :roll:

    I still qualify for a Hypocrite 2008 award as I'd love to bang it black and blue!! :twisted:
     
  11. Lets be honest I would abuse the life right out of her given half a chance