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Oh Joy! Paris Gets Shafted!

#2
Shocking how can anyone possibly survive on £2.5 million quid... 8O

B!tch needs a good slap and sent off to McDonald's to earn a living. I'd rate her as a two star chip fryer.
 
#5
Silent_Assassin said:
Shocking how can anyone possibly survive on £2.5 million quid... 8O

B!tch needs a good slap and sent off to McDonald's to earn a living. I'd rate her as a two star chip fryer.
According to Forbes magazine, the socialite earned $6.5 million last year.
The operative word there is "earned": For doing what, FFS?
I hate all these so-called celebs. They set such a shining example to everyone. Is it any wonder that standards have declined as far as they have done if their activities are taken to be admirable.
 
#7
I'd give her a good'n' to be fair, although I may need one of those premature ejeculation pillows to go with her :/

edit: ANTI PREMATURE EJECULATION PILLOWS.
 
#8
I never said I wouldn't give her one, I'm sure she'd appreciate a tastier type of fat after a day at the fryer.

The only thing she's ever earned in my opinion is f*ck all.
 
#9
Silent_Assassin said:
I never said I wouldn't give her one, I'm sure she'd appreciate a tastier type of fat after a day at the fryer.

The only thing she's ever earned in my opinion is f*ck all.
Now that is unfair. She has earned a fcuking good kicking on more than one occaision.
 
#10
happybonzo said:
Silent_Assassin said:
Shocking how can anyone possibly survive on £2.5 million quid... 8O

B!tch needs a good slap and sent off to McDonald's to earn a living. I'd rate her as a two star chip fryer.
According to Forbes magazine, the socialite earned $6.5 million last year.
The operative word there is "earned": For doing what, FFS?
I hate all these so-called celebs. They set such a shining example to everyone. Is it any wonder that standards have declined as far as they have done if their activities are taken to be admirable.

she does the tv show where she works a normal job for a week its crap but the other half loves it
 
#11
stet said:
she does the tv show where she works a normal job for a week its crap but the other half loves it
Wonder if she gets paid the normal wage for doing the normal job? :roll:

I still qualify for a Hypocrite 2008 award as I'd love to bang it black and blue!! :twisted:
 

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