Oh gosh - is that someone's career going up in smoke over there?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Schaden, Sep 25, 2011.

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  1. Schaden

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  2. Fucking class. Bet that shut the journo up.
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  3. Less harrowing than the famous VD film I would imagine!
  4. a 30 mil going through a journos head wouldn't go amiss. It puzzles me why they get upset (such as the food journo) when they come here and meet a bit of resistance.
  5. 'attack helicopters killing people'

    No! Surely that's not why they're called 'attack helicopters'? They're not really meant to dispense soft toilet paper and moisturiser?

    'The Independent', eh? 'Independent' of what, pray tell?

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  6. I would draft a stern letter to the editor at once!
  7. fuck the taliban and fuck journos. its hard to tell who is worse at times. both spend a alot of time and resources trying to destroy our lives
  8. Dear Editor,

    It's a grotesque travesty! My taxes being used to...fuck, it's not my taxes.

    Never mind, outrage ahoy! *has another go*

    The flower of British youth being...shit, I'm not British.

    Um. *drums fingers on table* Reflecting poorly on the Commonwealth! It's a hideous debacle!


    Benighted of Brisbane.
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  9. A bog roll dispensing attack helicopter? You might be onto something there...
  10. Bloody handy I would have thought.

    I had a nasty dose of the squirts in Kabul.
  11. That'll be Ch 4 in the sh1t then.......or maybe not.
  12. You could've called in air support. :)
  13. JP 233 modified to dispense Downysoft and kindly glances. Can Apache be fitted with these?
  14. Is that plane dropping cuddly Labrador pups?
  15. If it isn't, then it should be. Surely if we can put a non-woman on the Moon, we can drop retrievers to those in need. I'll phone my MP first thing tomorrow.