Oh, Gawd.. You Brits are So Funny!!

#1
British Civil servants have deemed " brainstorming " politically incorrect, because it is thought to be offensive to people with brain disorders [ according to the Observer newspaper ] staff at the Department of Enterprise, Trade and Investment will use the term " thought showers" when they get together to think creatively [ obviosuly not too soon in the future ]..

Also from the Office of the Blatantly Obvious in London:

a team of British scientists has concluded that the secret of an attractive figure lies in the age-old formula of staying trim..UCLondon and Newcastle University [ it took two schools to come up with this ].. A body mass index of 20.85 is more influential than any other feature on display, including waist to hip ration..

" Our findings show that BMI is a better redictor of attractiveness than curves " .." As the images became more curvaceuous, but with a higher BMI, they were seen as less attractive".. However, both men and women reported skinny female shapes to be less attractive than fuller curves..

go figure...

oh, and just for the record.. scientists have found out that if you put test subjects in a cool room, to observe sex, they find it easier to reach an orgasm if they wear socks. cold feet are a turn off...with socks on subjects reached ' climax ' 80% of the time as opposed to only 50% when their feet were bare and cold..

isn't science so enlightening??
 
#3
The Brain Storming thing came from the EU. We have to use Thought Gathering. We were told that it was offensive to epileptics. :roll:
 

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