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Oh Flower of Scotland !

#3
Aye, laddy.

I picked up on that. I believe he runs a fast food outfit in Fort William selling his world famous "McMac"

Two Haggis pattys, loaded with tatties and neeps, in a Dundee Cake bun, sprinkled with Temazepam, all deep fried in Lard

Yummsville !
 
#7
Hoots man!

Having to refer the problem to be decided by a soft lowlander (south of Crieff), what's the country coming to?

In days gone past, the problem would have been solved by taking part in a miniature version of the highland games consisiting of 3 rounds

1. The first man to successfully down a bottle of rarest single malt (and by that i mean not to miss a drop, they are scottish after all :wink: ), then wedge the giant ceremonial quaich under his foreskin and bang it 3 times on the table.

2.Involves a dash up the nearest mountain (we dont have hills oop north!) carrying a fully grown red deer hind over his shoulders, then mount the hind and whisper in her ear 'I'm horny, from Aberdeen and there are no sheep about'. Winner is the last man on his hind.

3.First man to successfully eat a deep fried Ram's scrotum which he has to 'dook' for in a bucket of flaming blended malts (all it's good for). Extra point may be given to the man with least facial burns.

Jobs a good un :D
 
#11
The Highlands start at Creiff?...and the mountain things in my window on the shores of Loch Lomond Are????
Scotch mist per chance!

I don't get it why noise up the southern folk?
you get battered down south?

Anyway leave it out....I've met lots of good good types North and South of Hadrians Wall.

Remember not all the "Jocks" hark from the Mother Country...Being a "Jock " is a state of mind not a birth right!.......many a fine "Jock" comes from a far place!

AND GOD BLESS ALL OF YOU. :wink:


The Ninja (Who's Family Harks to the CAMPBELL line)
GET IT RIGHT UP YEH!
 
#15
there's Kinnoull Hill!!!

it's just what they stick up on the road signs as you drive into Perth, I never figured it out either, I thought it would be further up the road, like Birnam!
 
#17
Guys, chill out.

Crieff sits on the Highland fault, and is more or less central, therefore it (or perth) are regarded as the start of the highlands.

As for loch lomond, having a munro does not mean it's in the highlands. The south end is firmly in the central belt, but the north end is routed in central highlands.

I have a munro less than 30 mins from me, but don't consider myself from the highlands :D
 
#18
I was always told that the highlands started at Comrie! Perth was looked upon as a den of southeron bestiality and evilness. Which is probably why my grandfather married "a fair maid of Perth". I hope he wasn't disappointed...
 

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