Oh FFS "Grieving Jackson Fans Commit Suicide"

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    5:34pm UK, Monday June 29, 2009
    The man behind the world's biggest online Michael Jackson fan club has said heartbroken followers of the star have committed suicide because of his death.

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    A plea goes out to Michael Jackson fans amid fears a dozen have committed suicide

    Gary Taylor, president and owner of MJJcommunity.com, said he understood the tragedies had mostly taken place outside of the UK but he believed one may have been British.

    "I know there has been an increase, I now believe the figure is 12. I believe there may have been one Briton who has taken their life," he said.

    "It is a serious situation that these people are going through but Michael Jackson would never want this. He would want them to live."

    Jesse Jackson, a friend of the singer, has recorded a YouTube film on the site urging fans not to "self destruct".

    He said: "This is a time when hearts are heavy. There is great pain but great cause to celebrate Michael's life.

    "It made Michael happy saying 'We Are The World'. Don't self destruct.

    "We fall down sometimes, we get back up. That's the right thing to do. In Michael's name let's live together as brothers and sisters and not die apart as fools."

    MJJcommunity.com was formed 10 years ago by Mr Taylor, a London office manager, and has more than 14,000 online users and 30 staff worldwide.

    He said the singer's death had left his fans on the forum "in a surreal place".

    "They can't accept it, they feel in some sort of different reality," he said.

    "I'm stunned that he's dead. One minute he is coming here for concerts and the next he is gone.

    "I think the funeral will be where the reality kicks in that he is gone and won't be coming back, there will be a huge depression in the fan community when that happens."

    Thousands of Michael Jackson fans are expected to gather for a vigil on July 13 at the O2 Arena where the star was due to perform.

    They will assemble at Canary Wharf from 1pm before moving on to the 02 from 6pm.
     
  2. Do they count as Darwin award winners?

    stilts
     
  3. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    Ha ha ha ha Losers
     
  4. Perfectly said Biscuits!
     
  5. Let's hope there isn't a Bridgend branch of the Jackson fan club or it could get awfully messy...
     
  6. :twisted: Naughty!

    Are these real people though or are these nut jobs who nobody cares about or listen to?
     
  7. Among his many "talents", Valentino wore less eyeliner for one thing.

    Allegedly. :D

    Edited for whacko spelling.
     
  8. Seconded. :D

    Murray through to the Quarter Finals and now the Gene Pool is just a little bit cleaner.

    Carlsberg don't do Mondays, but if they did... :twisted:
     
  9. How long till we see a whole bunch of newborns with "Michael or Michaela Jackson" in their name?

    Poor bleeders.
     
  10. I feel more sympathy for the five million sperm ive just launched to their deaths into my wanksock than these fucking specimens.

    Why is this in CA by the way?
     

  11. What is this "sympathy" you humans speak of? :twisted:
     
  12. i wish they would all commit ari kari and fook off its getting reet on my tits. all this out pouring of grief for a bloke that none of these so called celebs had the time of day for when he was alive. and then theres the fans who say that their life has stopped and have not stopped crying since he died, wot aload of bollox. now all his music is expected to go to no 1 and earn him more than when he was alive.

    hes with 2pac an biggies small, the other rap dudes, holed up somewhere counting all the dollar rolling in, an his bills have probably been paid off aswell i tell thee.
     
  13. Baadgaaaaaaaaars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  14. Apparently, Michael Jackson is not going to be buried or cremated but recycled into shopping bags so he can remain white, plastic and dangerous for kids to play with....
     
  15. Anyone else think that photo of Michael, makes him look a little gay?

    And don't his three kids look very white for an half African American/White mother’s relationship. I wonder if DNA will pop up in the custody battle question.

    Sorry let's get back to the music and the man/boy. Oh and apparently jacko's father is going "Blue Ray" with his music company. I wonder is that before or after the funeral.