A recent scientific study found that the kind of male face a woman
>> finds attractive can differ depending on where she is in her
>> menstrual cycle. For instance, if she is ovulating she is likely to
>> be attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. And if she is
>> menstruating, she is likely to prefer a man doused in petrol and set
>> on fire, with scissors shoved deep into his temple and a cricket
>> stump up his arse.