Oh deary me, how true... how true

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  1. Robin Williams quote, paraphrased:

    "It would be much better if we had women ruling. There'd be no wars....... just every 28 days intense negotiations.."
     
  2. No wars? Living in a house with the wife and two teenage daughters, there be wars alright!
     
  3. Q. Why does it take two pre-menstrual women to change a lightbulb?

    A. IT JUST FECKING DOES, OK?
     
  4. Did you hear the one about the vampire who got her period?

    She went to the pub, and drank herself under the table 8O
     
  5. S_W You really do have some problems with your Painters and Decorators 8O 8O
     
  6. Not really, honestly. That joke was told to me by an ex-boyfriend who was a medical student. I just enjoy grossing people out sometimes. Or trying to anyway.

    I have a very good line in Essex Girl jokes too.
     
  7. Start the thread off then this day is going to be LONG!!!!!! :cry: :cry: :cry:
     
  8. There's a jok thread already somewhere, and I (unfortunately, and rather unusually in fact) have a couple of things to do today apart from post on message boards...

    The one that usually shuts people up is:

    Q: Why is an Essex Girl like a washing machine?

    A: They both leak when they're fcuked.

    They do get worse if necessary though...
     
  9. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  10. For example:

    Q: Why is a washing machine better than an Essex Girl?

    A: you can dump your load in a washing machine, and it won't follow you around for a week afterwards...

    I'm going to regret this, aren't I?
     
  11. A recent scientific study found that the kind of male face a woman
    >> finds attractive can differ depending on where she is in her
    >> menstrual cycle. For instance, if she is ovulating she is likely to
    >> be attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. And if she is
    >> menstruating, she is likely to prefer a man doused in petrol and set
    >> on fire, with scissors shoved deep into his temple and a cricket
    >> stump up his arse.
    >>
     
  12. See, I think that's (partly) crap.

    I don't mind the actual bleeding part, it's when I'm pre-menstrual that I want to kill people.
     
  13. ooooooo God incoming!!!!!!
     
  14. Ahh, The menstrual cycle.

    Go down as clean as water and come looking like the ribenna man, wooh. :D

    Snow white, I take it your snow pink during your time then.
     
  15. :lol: :lol: :lol: