Oh dear!

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  1. Good morning chaps & chapesses!

    I’m the only one left in the office today, all the other PM’s have gone out to a meeting somewhere & left it all to me, the poor fools! People keep coming in & asking me questions about the project that I know nothing about. 8O

    I’m trying to think of a means to escape, I suppose I could get an empty folder or a fax & walk around the place all day looking busy, or I could run onto the underground & hide for a while, maybe I could go for a sandwich & lose my way? Or unplug the phones & lock the door? Hmm… It's a strange feeling having the place all to myself, I could spaff in the staff coffee & no-one would ever know! :p

    BTW I’ve decided to ask the Polish girlie if she fancies a trip to Oxford St, I think bribing her with thoughts of shopping is sure to be a winner. Tho in the current economic climate I can’t really afford too much, the papers say all the gold digging ladies are divorcing en masse!

    I remain, &tc.

    ~D.C.