This is not good. At the moment I'm, pretending to work at national bank in Europe. Last night I was in a hotel watching a gentlemans late night educational video on the laptop. After I, ahem, no longer required the film I put the PC into hibernation. Not standby. Just now, here in the open plan office, I turned the laptop on and it's running on Vista so I went off to get a coffee while it booted up. Then it came back to life while I was in the kitchen area. And it started to play the video. And because last night I used headphones it was set to loud. With no headphones plugged in. So 100 people (including 2 fairly prudish women) just got a 5 second gasp of a Deutcher grumble flick. Also, late on Friday night I was 4rsing about with a colleague and we dialled in and changed the authentication message for our external users (i.e. the great and good of the European Central Banking System) from "What is the name of your first school?" to "What is the name of your favourite chicken?" Then we forgot to change it back. I am somewhat embarrassed.