oh dear oh dear oh dear

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by trickywoo, Oct 29, 2007.

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  1. This is not good.

    At the moment I'm, pretending to work at national bank in Europe. Last night I was in a hotel watching a gentlemans late night
    educational video on the laptop. After I, ahem, no longer required the
    film I put the PC into hibernation. Not standby. Just now, here in the
    open plan office, I turned the laptop on and it's running on Vista so I
    went off to get a coffee while it booted up. Then it came back to life
    while I was in the kitchen area. And it started to play the video. And
    because last night I used headphones it was set to loud. With no
    headphones plugged in. So 100 people (including 2 fairly prudish women)
    just got a 5 second gasp of a Deutcher grumble flick.

    Also, late on Friday night I was 4rsing about with a colleague and we
    dialled in and changed the authentication message for our external users
    (i.e. the great and good of the European Central Banking System) from
    "What is the name of your first school?" to "What is the name of your
    favourite chicken?" Then we forgot to change it back.

    I am somewhat embarrassed.
  2. Quality.

    Seen the new style P45 Yet? If not, You will. ;)
  3. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    And somewhat sacked I would imagine. Try and brazen it out by offering the laptop on a loanie to the prudes in the office and tell them you'll keep guard on the ladies door whilst they peruse your offerings.
  4. How's your arrse kissing as in "Please let me keep my job"
  5. I thought all these Europeans were into grumble flicks? Especially german scheiser ones? :D
  6. Is that your Taxi? Don't bother clearing your desk; well send it on.
  7. Fantastic effort, I hope it was all taken in the good spirit with which it was intended.
  8. YesItsMe

    YesItsMe LE Good Egg (charities)

    i always wanted to know what a 'gentlemans late night educational video' is

    thx for explaining trickywoo *LOL*
  9. Well done :) As im being made redundant, can i have your job seeing its about to become vacant.
  10. Quality, if you are going to screw up, do it properly
  11. Good drills all round! Get a beer in, and it will all be forgotten, no doubt.
  12. I'd say you just had an ND!!
  13. you sir are fcuked. But who cares, how many times are you going to get a free beer for that story? And it'll be great watching HR sanitise the events sufficiently to put them in your personnel file.
  14. Claim stress and that your laptop is harrasing you.
  15. <resists temptation to post another link after last episode>