Oh dear God no!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by SturmBanger, Apr 22, 2008.

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  1. Vile...
  2. Shouldn't this be in the "Women who you fancy but shouldn't" thread?

    Or is it just me?



  3. God I wish someone would shoot that ugly, deformed, annying bitch and save us all.
  4. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    You would have thought that they would have at least borrowed a decent single tail rather than using some nasty piece of crap picked up in a Marakesh market!
  5. I'm not much into celebrity spotting but WTF is that?

    The only reason I would go down on that is to eat the rather appetising food it's stood on :oops:
  6. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    ehm, guilty as charged. :oops:
  7. Shes complete filth, what with the “please poo in this Tupperware box so I can sniff it” (purely in the name of science) section of her program.
  8. I don't know whether to bleach my eyes or sandblast them now.
  9. Well, yes to all the above, but then....would you?, I might Just be tempted, might just be!!!
  10. Only if she let me kick her backdoors in? The we can examine her poo!
  11. If she's the poster girl for healthy living, mines an 18 inch deep pan with doner meat and pork scratching on top. She's got the same 'swede to body' ration as a Corinthian figure.


    In the words of Steve Jones 'What a fackin' rotter'
  12. Lets be honest, after afew pints you would wouldn't you :p

  13. Which political party is she the Chief Whip of? :confused:
  14. The Emperor says "Yes, you will, she will be even more beautiful in the morning"