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#6
Here lies Blondebint. Murdered by the stranger she gave her address to over the internet who claimed to be a soldier, but who was in fact, a sexual predator of women newly released from prison, were he learnt how to use a computer to access the internet whilst serving a 12 year sentance for the manslaughter of a woman he met in a pub. May she rest in peace?
 
#8
Here lies MDN its time to grieve
A hampton so big it was hard to believe
The ladies all prayed that they'd lay him in state
So on his dead bones they would climb and gyrate

or

In this box lays a gay Ginger Brummie
On top of his dad but under his mummy
Incests the game in the ORG clan
because sat on his face is his old baggy gran
 
#9
Minister_doh_nut said:
Here lies MDN its time to grieve
A hampton so big it was hard to believe
The ladies all prayed that they'd lay him in state
So on his dead bones they would climb and gyrate

or

In this box lays a gay Ginger Brummie
On top of his dad but under his mummy
Incests the game in the ORG clan
because sat on his face is his old baggy gran
PMSL!!!!

Minister,

Have you ever thought of a career in this line?
I could see the circulation sales in the Times going up by a few 100%!

I'd love to hear a eulogy!

I'm ALMOST tempted to ask you to do me,
But it would be too nasty....

Do the gang of 4......
 
#10
BBC was a great big girl
She never shaved, had a bushy squirl
Whaenever she walked, her thighs made sounds
Was 1810 her weight in pounds?

She wanted Corporal, there is no doubt
He told her no, and so she would pout.
She needed some hampton, not later but soon
So she spent nights, noshing Jeff Hoon.
 
#11
Here lies the body of the rogue mod Flash
Wants to be buried with his Gay porn stash
Amassed quite a collection over the years
rest in peace flash you were fond of them queers

or

BBC visited Arrse one day
on the quest for men for to lay
To Gunny she said 'Got any Johnnies on yer'
fire damaged head like Eastenders Sonia
Desperate for a jump he climbed aboard
Pumped to death this buxom broad

or

Here lies the body of Blondebint
we are all chuffed to fu** :D :D
 
#13
Lippy, old trout, is gone from us all
They had her spit roasted at the crem near Walsall
Surfed through life as a trout, in wealth,
But its done her no good
In that urn on the shelf
Some named her mononork
They were just smitten
R.I.P. Lippy, you saggy old mitten

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#14
Lippy Lippy you disabled old slapper
Layed in her box looking all dapper
died in her sleep and laid out to rest
a singular tit in the middle of her chest
 
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#15
Here lies the Minister all covered in goo,
He looks damn fine now all covered in poo.
 
#17
Minister Dohnut your pulpit is smelly
ORG thought it came from the telly
Control yourself sir in your sexual prime
and think of your rash at this sensitive time...

Here lies Corps, a sight for sore eyes
Suspenders added to his disguise
A nice blonde wig with curls of many
And cheaper than euros he's yours for a penny..

:roll:
 

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