Last night while watching the world cup with miss expat (She is Asian with a very small English vocabulary) there were two offsides close together.
I said "do you understand why the ref stopped the game" and she said "Of course THE MAN GO BEFORE THE BALL COME".
I can not think of anybody explaining the offside rule so simply when using so few words.
Can any arrsers improve or use less words than that.
Can do it with fewer words but need to repeat thm an awful lot. and use beer mats, salt and an empty pint glass to make it crystal clear.

"this is ok"

>slides beer mat<

"this is not"

repeat this until she leaves and you can get on with drinking beer, I dont care much for the game anyway!

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