Officials look for proof that runner is a woman

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by flamingo, Aug 20, 2009.

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  1. I was going to post this in SPORT, but decided that it may as well go straight to the NAAFI!

    One is reminded about the East German Womans shot-put champion complaining to the coach that "Ze drugs are making hair grow all over ze body" "Zat is normal" "Even on my balls?"
  2. But would you do it?
  3. Sure this has already been done
  4. "Officials look for proof that runner is a woman".

    Have they thought about leaving the toilet seat up and seeing how it responds?
  5. Of course, they could just ask them to park a car...
  6. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Or read a map........
  7. Naw, they might just be officer material :wink:
  8. Has she got an adam's apple?

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  9. Doesn't look all that with it from that photograph. If they're having a look at the sex chromosomes anyway, they may just want to do a quick count too while they're there...
  10. Isn't "She" Lennox Lewis?
  11. It's all a load of cock.
  12. Taken it all like a real man! :D
  13. Perhaps the clue's in the name.
  14. The soft furnishings test usually works.

    A sofa covered in scatters cushions. if it's a woman she'll arrange them, if it's a bloke he'll wipe his nose (at the very least) on them.
  15. Chicks with Dicks