Official - w*nking IS bad for you

#2
Wanking didnt kill him. Violent deceleration caused by impacting into another car did that

He a wa@nker for threatening to kill the petrol station attendant though.

Anyway, W*nkers are usually to be found driving BMWs in my experience.
 
#3
Can't have been much of a wnak: knob only partially out? If he had thrown his trousers out of the window while singing Tomorrow Belongs to Me, before being confronted by a totally smeared windscreen, I would have been more impressed. Poor show.
 
#4
walt_of_the_walts said:
Wanking didnt kill him. Violent deceleration caused by impacting into another car did that

He a wa@nker for threatening to kill the petrol station attendant though.

Anyway, W*nkers are usually to be found driving BMWs in my experience.
W*nking didnt kill him either, just the poor buggers he ploughed into
 

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#5
Mr_Deputy said:
I know jokes aside - I'd like to kill him. Look at the photo. What an arrogant tosser. Literally. Bet he had to sell a lot of cr4ppy fried chicken to buy a rundown BMW.
BBC reports he was driving an Audi Q7. That's a LOT of fried chicken
 
#9
The Metro said:
Hussain left his friends and climbed into his car, "substantial in size and power", according to the prosecutor.
Substantial in size and power, eh? Probably the complete inverse to his penis if he drives such a gay car. Mind you, he won't have to do much wanking in jail, Mr Big might give him a reach around for Christmas.
 
#10
I thought it's against there religion to drink fire water the paki cnut :twisted: and as for ..i'll kill you... wonder it he's related to achmed the terrorist ......I KIIIIIILLLLLL YOU :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

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