Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Gubmint_Agent, Dec 8, 2008.
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Explain THAT to your insurers...
Wanking didnt kill him. Violent deceleration caused by impacting into another car did that
He a wa@nker for threatening to kill the petrol station attendant though.
Anyway, W*nkers are usually to be found driving BMWs in my experience.
Can't have been much of a wnak: knob only partially out? If he had thrown his trousers out of the window while singing Tomorrow Belongs to Me, before being confronted by a totally smeared windscreen, I would have been more impressed. Poor show.
W*nking didnt kill him either, just the poor buggers he ploughed into
BBC reports he was driving an Audi Q7. That's a LOT of fried chicken
They never saw him coming..........
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Fcuking Fcuk!! Didnt read it properly. Too busy wanking, drinking, smoking whilst doing a ton down the M20 singing along to Skrewdriver's greatest hits
Banned from driving etc. However, no ban on further wanking?
Substantial in size and power, eh? Probably the complete inverse to his penis if he drives such a gay car. Mind you, he won't have to do much wanking in jail, Mr Big might give him a reach around for Christmas.
I thought it's against there religion to drink fire water the paki cnut and as for ..i'll kill you... wonder it he's related to achmed the terrorist ......I KIIIIIILLLLLL YOU
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