Official thesis and theory from Oxford University

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  1. Following and evening of discussion and debate, myself, a DR of Psychology, and now writing a thesis for my doctorate in theology is posting my thesis on here, on advice from General Jackson, who values the opinions of you all, as do we at oxford, we have been watching this site for some time, and feel we can get the best cross section from the community here.

    Present are myself, 2 doctors of anthropology, a Doctor of theology, General Jackson, his batman Pte Golden, and assorted other professors, one of history, one of geography, one of law, and others, who come and go from our command centre here at Oxford.

    Now first a word about creationism, it is a fallicy, we discussed it, it is created by the animal tribe of humans, who want to debunk the existence of gods chosen tribe.


    It is much accepted that the humna form is the best from for human life on this planet, which is why the apes and aniimals evolved to this form, evolving from this from explains why there are differetn coloured humans.

    This process is charles darwins thoery pof evolution, and we accept this happened, the evidence is there, these animals have created their own religions, to a, subjugate their own people, and b, try to get gods chosen triber to accept them.

    The pyramids in egypt are also there, also aliens exist, they are from gods family, cast out members who wage war on gods chosen tribe, god always defeats these people, although the animal tribe tries to help them, this is a war that is ongoing, as gods family cast out are everywhere, but soem of gods chosen tribe have the means alos to fight these beings.

    Nature is a force apart from god, and also wages war on gods tribe, which explains the explosion in the third worls population, or animal humasn population.

    Now down to the main tribe, god put his own tribe here to rule, and a book to guide us called the bible, in this guide book and rule book if you like, it says use and kill the animals of the worls at your will, it is a fact that gods tribe were us, english, and soem european, now he also says that beastiALITY with animals is forbidden, that includes the human animakl tribe.

    Gods tribe will rule, and was put here to rule, and should be viewed as a kind of kindly firm but fair father figure, the animal tribe should subjugate itself to the gods chosen tribe.

    God cast pout the devil, who was angry at this, the devil created his own chosen tribe, and religion, this was the muslim religion, in much the saem mould as gods chosen tribe, to confuse and to try and rule the world, gods chosen tribe has waged war against the devils men for centuries,.

    So there you are, the world explained in one easy small essay, the facts point to this being the ultimate theory, and rteally is ground breaking stuff for us at oxford, so please discuss and commetn, we are available for questions.

    The Oxford University thesis team.

    Due to Oxford security, we cannot give you our names.
     
  2. Still posting shite, and still no tag?

    After the last round of shite you posted, can I suggest..

    Go sharpen a spoon, and feed yourself through your neck with it.