Official-Earthquakes caused by women.

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  1. According to an Iranian cleric anyway.
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/8631775.stm

    Promiscuous women are responsible for earthquakes, a senior Iranian cleric has said.

    Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi told worshippers in Tehran last Friday that they had to stick to strict codes of modesty to protect themselves.

    "Many women who do not dress modestly lead young men astray and spread adultery in society which increases earthquakes," he said.

    Tens of thousands of people have died in Iran earthquakes in the last decade.

    Mr Sedighi was delivering a sermon on the need for a "general repentance" by Iranians.

    "What can we do to avoid being buried under the rubble? There is no other solution but to take refuge in religion and to adapt our lives to Islam's moral codes," he said.

    'Disappoint God'

    Young Iranians sometimes push the boundaries of how they can dress, showing hair under their headscarves or wearing tight fitting clothes.

    Mr Sedighi also referred to violence following last year's elections, which occurred when thousands of - mostly young - Iranians protested against the result, as a "political earthquake".

    "Now if a natural earthquake hits Tehran, no one will be able to confront such a calamity but God's power, only God's power. So lets not disappoint God."

    More than 25,000 people died when a powerful earthquake hit the ancient town of Bam in 2003.

    Seismologists have warned that the Iranian capital Tehran is situated on a large number of tectonic fault lines and could be hit by a devastating quake soon.

    President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has said many of Tehran's 12 million inhabitants should relocate.

    There are plans to build a purpose built new capital near Qom.


    On this basis, most garrison towns should be smoking holes in the ground...
    In reality, the Iranians are getting nervous of a big earthquake, so seem to be planning on moving their administration closer to the Godbothering capital at Qom.
    Which, considering it's next door to the secret nuclear enrichment plant, might be seen as jumping out of the frying pan, and into the targetting area.
     
  2. Makes you wonder what those naughty Icelanders have been up to, given there are so few of them :twisted:
     
  3. A bit like Finland-a Finn once told me "In Finland we have fishing and fukking-and in the winter there is no fishing".
     
  4. Wait til May 28th THEN you'll see what an earthquake feels like....mwahahahahahahaha
     
  5. Totally true as well.

    Clever blokes them Mullahs....
     
  6. Apparently nothing so sordid, just leagalised cannabis that's all!

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  7. Is there a some sort of short circuit in these peoples heads or something?

    Or does god/allah/fsm/whatever reach down and flick the stupid switch?

    That sentence is logical and makes sense (of a sort) until he gets to "which" and then he is off on some sort of Tourettes gibberish non-connected thing.

    Mad as a very insane thing!
     
  8. It puts a whole new meaning to "DID THE EARTH MOVE FOR YOU DEAR" after sex :lol: :lol:


    Unfortunately this is typical of the type of thought from the idiots who are STILL living in the 8th century with their religion! :x :x
     
  9. For god's sake.
     
  10. Personally I would hate to be by the woman who can cause an earthquake. Imagine what she would be like at come her time of the month. Surfs up dude!
     
  11. Thought I would make this a little more topical!

    "Promiscuous women are responsible for drunkenness and unwanted pregnancy all over the country", he Prime Minister of Britain has said.

    Prime Minister Potboiler-Brown has told followers last Friday that they had to stick to strict codes of modesty to protect themselves.

    "Many women who do not dress modestly lead young men astray and spread adultery in society which increases the incidence of nasty things like VD and upset wives," he said.

    "Thousands of people have worked or drunk themselves to death in the last decade, well before they had paid adequate taxes".

    Mr Potboiler-B was delivering a lecture on the need for repentance by everyone in the UK.

    "What can we do to avoid being buried under the empty bottles? There is no other solution but to take refuge in drinking milk from paper cartons and to adapt our stomachs to a healthier lifestyle - and to supporting his, Mr Potboilers-B's expence claims", he said.
    ( The Lib Dems are planning to tax milk at 45%)

    'Disappoint Potboiler-Brown"'

    "Young British sometimes push the boundaries of how they can dress, showing hair under their armpits or wearing tight fitting clothes".

    Mr Potboiler-B also referred to violence following last year's elections, which occurred when thousands of - mostly young - British protested against the result, as a "political earthquake".

    "Now if a natural earthquake hits Britain, no one will be able to confront such a calamity but P-B's power, only P-B's power. So lets not disappoint P-B'."

    More than 25,000 people were jailed for refusing to vote for Mr P-B last year when a powerful earthquake, Mr P-B's multi-talented his squad, hit the ancient town of Bam (spelt Birmingham) in 2003.

    Seismologists have warned that the British capital London is situated on a large number of tectonic fault lines, somewhere arount No 10 Downing treet. and could be hit by a devastating quake soon.

    President Blair has said many of London's millions of inhabitants should relocate.

    There are plans to build a purpose built new capital near Calais.
     
  12. remember Holy Grail? "She's a witch - burn her!"
     
  13. Purely for the purpose of avoiding earthquakes, where would these 'promiscuous women' tend to congregate?
     
  14. Near the black lines, so I'm told:

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  15. And THIS if you please, from a country whose leaders want to dabble with nuclear weapons, words fail me. :? :? :? :?