The local news programme up here is called North East tonight or something, and every night just before the weather they have a little chat and some footage of one of the god-forsaken towns up here. Last night i proceeded to spray beer all over my room as they showed on of the pubs in the town called ..... The SKIFF Inn, FFS who named that! Surely this has to be a contender for the offical Arrse Pub? I can't remember the town it was in but it began with a D and Tyne-Tees television have just moved their headquarters there.