Official ARRSE Mascot

#1
The Staffs have a Bull Terrier. The Taffs have a goat or four (one mascot and three for ‘other purposes’)
ARRSE should (posthumously) award the title of OFFICIAL MASCOT to:
STUMPY
 
#3
As long as it's not a chicken
 
#4
Corporal said:
I thought Mr. Potatohead was the mascot?
True enough Corpse. And you are ARRSE'S token septic - that does not mean to say we can not change if we find other inbreed amongst the trailer trash.
 
#7
Baron Von Reichs Pudding said:
Corporal said:
I thought Mr. Potatohead was the mascot?
True enough Corpse. And you are ARRSE'S token septic - that does not mean to say we can not change if we find other inbreed amongst the trailer trash.
I see, typical loyal Brit. Carry on. :D
 
#8
Having read Auld Sappers hilarious post, my assumption is that Ol' Stumpy must be dead.....so, why would you want a dead dog for a mascot?

If you are hell bent on a canine mascot, get Dale to post her photo. She's a right howler.
 
#11
Baddass said:
Having read Auld Sappers hilarious post, my assumption is that Ol' Stumpy must be dead.....so, why would you want a dead dog for a mascot?

If you are hell bent on a canine mascot, get Dale to post her photo. She's a right howler.
Mate

I have come to realise that you have some sort of issue or gripe with Dale for some reason which is unclear to most ARRSE users :?

I for one am getting a bit bored with the repetitive slaggings in your posts. :roll:

If you're not careful you'll turn into a troll :wink:
 

X-Inf

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#12
Ozgerbobble said:
Baddass said:
Having read Auld Sappers hilarious post, my assumption is that Ol' Stumpy must be dead.....so, why would you want a dead dog for a mascot?

If you are hell bent on a canine mascot, get Dale to post her photo. She's a right howler.
Mate

I have come to realise that you have some sort of issue or gripe with Dale for some reason which is unclear to most ARRSE users :?

I for one am getting a bit bored with the repetitive slaggings in your posts. :roll:

If you're not careful you'll turn into a troll :wink:
Well said OZG, While I believe that Cait can handle the likes of badass with no problem it is becoming very boring, and if, as he claims elsewhere, that he is a WO2, does it show immaturity in the current crop of warrants or is he a one off?.
 
#13
One off Tuppence
 
#14
On the subject of an ARRSE mascot................

If we did choose the illustrious Stumps we would have to go for authentic scratch and sniff dead dog aroma, with medals and pre-recorded jock accent and the ability to squirt fake puppy batter eveywhere on demand. :lol: That I would buy!
 
#15
cait said:
Auld_Sapper said:
Baddass said:
.....so, why would you want a dead dog for a mascot?

:D Cheap to keep ?
And can double up as a great draft excluder. :D
Does'ny bite,shite,fart,need walked,chew yer dessies or sniff yer crotch ! :D


Fack ! the ideal pet. Everyone should have a dead dog :D



8O Feel another book coming on here,
1001 Things To Do With A Dead Dog !


Ubique ya bass !!!
 
#16
X-Inf said:
Ozgerbobble said:
Baddass said:
Having read Auld Sappers hilarious post, my assumption is that Ol' Stumpy must be dead.....so, why would you want a dead dog for a mascot?

If you are hell bent on a canine mascot, get Dale to post her photo. She's a right howler.
Mate

I have come to realise that you have some sort of issue or gripe with Dale for some reason which is unclear to most ARRSE users :?

I for one am getting a bit bored with the repetitive slaggings in your posts. :roll:

Not half as bored as we are with your posts.

If you're not careful you'll turn into a troll :wink:
Well said OZG, While I believe that Cait can handle the likes of badass with no problem it is becoming very boring, and if, as he claims elsewhere, that he is a WO2, does it show immaturity in the current crop of warrants or is he a one off?.
 
#17
Hope he is a one off - now you mention it he does seem to have a problem with most of the arrse maidens. It is very boring but I think we just ignore it. We can only hope he will get over it one day. If he doesn't like women it's his probelem - not ours.
 

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