Officer Walt or not.

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by taffplod, Dec 29, 2009.

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  1. My boss makes out he was in the Para Regt some years ago at best guess late 60s/70s and was an Officer are there any ways of checking this.....would love to stitch the tight Geordie git up.
     
  2. Ask him to show you his Para wings Tattoo!...They all have them!
     
  3. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    You have a lot of issues in your workplace, don't you?




    By the way, are you a Police Walt?
     
  4. Gremlin your a very strange person ...ref the chav he's gone and as for my name it's a long story and in no way involves me wanting to do anything with the police. :?
     
  5. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    Strange? No.

    Bored with the whole "I work with a walt" stories? Yes.
     
  6. Would you have a new found respect for him if it was true?
     
  7. Shout "Incoming!" very loud.

    He will do 1 of 2 things normally:

    1. Hit the deck (non-walt para)

    or

    2. Go staight over to the post tray (walt para)
     
  8. S T D like your style
     
  9. He's a Geordie.He deserves anything you throw at him.
     
  10. Say to him 'my mates in the Paras and has just completed his parachute course at Brize Norton'. Then ask him where he did his parachute course. He should reply RAF Abingdon. If not, he's a walt.
     
  11. Thanks for that one Fallschirmjager I'll try it
     
  12. I met a walt in the pub a few weeks back. He had an Army number which matched the date he claimed to have joined, but responded "RLC" when I asked which regiment he belonged to and "Basra" when I asked where he was based.

    Had a go at outing him, but wasn't believed as he's "come into the pub in all his gear" before...