Officer Type Dogs

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by brummieboy1, Mar 1, 2009.

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  1. Sorry if this has been done before. Just wanted to get the views of you blokes. Would an officer keep a boxer dog, and more importantly, would an ex officer keep 3 or 4 of them. In my limited experience, officers seemed to specialise in labrador type dogs.
  2. i would say that people's personal preferences are different and not generic. dumb question.
  3. ;

    I f*king hate dogs in the workplace
  4. No, one would, in general, keep a batman, who in turn would keep the dog, carrying out with due diligence those tiresome feeding and lavatorial duties, thus freeing one up to concentrate on merely enjoying said dog.
  5. Dogs are now allowed in the shithouse?
  6. Boxers seem to be the current dog of choice for officers.
  7. I'd better come clean here. On a site I go on, there's a bloke who likes to come across as an ex officer, although he has never said as much.

    He keeps a rake of boxer dogs, and I just don't see him as officer material, the bloke not the dogs.
  8. Mongrel all the way!

  9. It is a shithouse whilst it's full of bloody dog hair and muddy paw prints, smelly little cnuts get 'em out
  10. If that mutt was black and white it would look like my dog Betsy.
  11. So are you suggesting he is some kind of stealth walt?
  12. The_Duke

    The_Duke LE Moderator

    So you are trying to decide if someone is a officer walt based on his choice of dog?

    Give me strength, the idiot element is alive and well on the site today.
  13. Dogs don't make good Officers as a rule

    Some offficers are dogs though.

  14. SPECIALISE? Limited experience indeed. :roll:
  15. The dog might be wearing incorrect medals. Its always a Walt giveaway.