Ok, lets act like the toms we are and have some officer bitching/incompitancy stories. I'll start us off 2ic, obviously disorinitated, jumps off helicopter, with pistol and compass drawn, shouts "follow me!" and proceeds to run off in wrong direction. Naturally, the men go the other way Same man asks a german soldier "sprecken ze deutch?" Another officer stands and watches me and another private fill in a two man trench. When I ask for a spade from the other tom he corrects me with "shovel". Oh is it? why don't you come down here instead of watching and we'll go all green jacket on you! C*nt.