Office Boredom.

[RAMC]

I'm stuck on duty every Friday...

Swap desk draws around ready for chaos monday morning (bandages in syringe draw)

Swap chairs around and watch the arguments develop

Hide favourite mugs/cups.

Remove all forms from desk tidies, replace with forrms nobody ever uses (virology)

Put all the sick notes in the safe, then lose the keys

Change all parallel printers settings to serial.

 

[Wordsmith]

When I worked for an engineering company many years ago, two of the fitters had carved a golf course into their work benches. Golf ball was a 1/16" ball bearing, clubs pieces of metal with bent ends. The holes were small holes drilled into the work top, the water hazards were small depressions that got filled with 'spilled coffee', they put sheets of coarse grit emery paper down for the rough, etc. Every now and then you'd see one or other of them knocking a ball bearing across the work top...

Very ingenious - and I never spotted it until I was let into the secret.

Wordsmith

 

[johnboyzzz]

just go out and jump into your car and drive along giving someone road rage

 

[B_AND_T]

I'm stuck on duty every Friday...

Swap desk draws around ready for chaos monday morning (bandages in syringe draw)

Swap chairs around and watch the arguments develop

Hide favourite mugs/cups.

Remove all forms from desk tidies, replace with forrms nobody ever uses (virology)

Put all the sick notes in the safe, then lose the keys

Change all parallel printers settings to serial.

Unfortunately I don't work in the med centre, although I might put my boss in one soon.

 

[Monty417]

Sneak onto someone else's computer when they're out of the office and send out a mass email-invite to an S&M party at their house.

The Boss's PC would be good.

 

[Higgs_bosun]

Friday afternoons are excellent… Leaving my office at about 3pm after finishing the morning origami project and paperclip modelling, I sneak down the corridor using dead ground and cover to spy on the staff. If anyone looks bored I’ll ask for 25 copies of last years audit report translated into Chinese setting a deadline of 5pm…A fire drill at 4pm works well for me too.

 

[Kit Monkey]

Friday afternoons are excellent… Leaving my office at about 3pm after finishing the morning origami project and paperclip modelling, I sneak down the corridor using dead ground and cover to spy on the staff. If anyone looks bored I’ll ask for 25 copies of last years audit report translated into Chinese setting a deadline of 5pm…A fire drill at 4pm works well for me too.

You sir are a cnuts ****

 

[B_AND_T]

Friday afternoons are excellent… Leaving my office at about 3pm after finishing the morning origami project and paperclip modelling, I sneak down the corridor using dead ground and cover to spy on the staff. If anyone looks bored I’ll ask for 25 copies of last years audit report translated into Chinese setting a deadline of 5pm…A fire drill at 4pm works well for me too.

I think I work for you!

 

[vvaannmmaann]

FFS no wonder the country is going to the dogs.Get some feckin work done you workshy bastards.

 

[mrrandom]

FFS no wonder the country is going to the dogs.Get some feckin work done you workshy bastards.

weres the fun in that

 

[Command_doh]

You could always sign up for TORN | Best text based game and multiplayer crime RPG online and ask Prince Albert if he will let you into the dirtiest and rudest faction in the game - ARRSE (19449).

I play it at work when I have a few minutes. Because its text based, you don't have to worry about java or any of that crap. And you can open and close it when you want.

 

[RRFHASBEEN]

When I have to fall back on this to stave office boredom I know it's time to go home.
Toren van beren

 

[Spaced]

Friday afternoon, **** all to do and my boss is a knob who is keeping us here for no reason..

Any ideas to relieve the next 3 hours of boredom?

Take a work break, three hours of work sandwiched in between the other 5 or 6 hours of your other breaks.

 

[trenchartax]

When I have to fall back on this to stave office boredom I know it's time to go home.
Toren van beren

Amused me, how sad, was deffo time to go home!

TAA

 

[Jebote]

I have a whole weekend starting at 23:00 of office boredom coming up.

So previous suggestions gratefully received.

 

[mrrandom]

I have a whole weekend starting at 23:00 of office boredom coming up.

So previous suggestions gratefully received.

take DVDs and snacks