Go for an extra long shit and have a cheeky **** chaser?
That's what I'd do.
Turn your speakers on full volume and share this with your colleagues, you may wish to invite HR as well !!
YouTube - Pilot vs Intelligence Officer
Good one that!
Just been giving the young bird who sits over the office from me one. Or at least I'd like to. She could sit on my left knee, legs straddling my leg, her fingers deftly exploring her clit-bit as I squeeze and tease each of her fine young breasts. She could make as much noise as she wanted as it's only a dream.
She's probably sitting over there thinking exactly the same as me but becasue she's only 17, feels it would be inappropriate to make the first move on someone who is old enough to be her grandfather!
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take a dump in someone elses desk draw then get everyone to play hunt the smell- it has the added bonus that you get to bully the draw owner for being the officer pikey
if your really lucky they'll kill themself and you can play it at the funeral simply replace draw with coffin