While comfortably sitting waiting for my morning otter to appear in the office bog I got to comparing the common office bogs to churchs (as you do) and have come to the conclusion that they are essentially the same. I put forward the following points: - It is usually a quiet place with subdued lighting, perhaps a little gentle music in the background. A place to relax. - One rarely speaks at the urinal/in cubicle, or if so only in muted tones. - A dodgy prawn at lunch will have you kneeling before the china throne and speaking to god. - It is a place for confession, i.e You know Sally on the 3rd floor, well, she likes it up the .... - You may confess your sins anonymously from the safety of your cubicle to someone in the neighbouring cubicle. - It is a quite place to read and contemplate the holy scriptures (porn, car/bike mags, shds monthly etc) - Advice is freely dispensed to solve your deep emotional issues, i.e. Fückin' go for it mate, she's a slaaaag... Can't comment on what happens in the wimmins bog. Arrsemaidens, we value your opinion! Discuss ....or throw in the hole!