Offical - Too Fat too "*@k

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Big Kahoona, Apr 18, 2007.

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  1. Instead of spending thousands widening furnaces, why not chop the f*ckers up?

    It's not like their going to complain is it?
  2. chop them up? What about their human dignity? Oh, hang on they handed that in the day they opted for elastic waist-banded jogging bottoms...
  3. bugger how am i going to get rid of the wife now...
  4. Landfill?
  5. havent got a bulldozer big enough...
  6. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Let them rot down a bit first. The cops can do their studies and teaching on the rotting corpse and how long it takes for different bugs to get involved like they have in the US, and then when the stiff has melted down a bit, mop it up and bob's yer uncle.

    Better still, post-consentable lypo - that'll fixit!
  7. Mince grinder, feet first, feed the pulp to the piggies...
  8. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    You don't need to go to all that effort. You can give the piggies an entire, in-one-piece body and they'll eat the lot in a couple of hours. That's how I get rid of the dead kiddies I've made.
  9. burn them it will power a city

    for a long time

    the fatter you are the brighter the lights

    and it saves fossil fules
  10. I'm for the chopping them up.
  11. Use the new Swedish method, and that is to dip them in liquid nitrogen and then drop then on the floor. They then break into thousands of bits which you then shovel up and use for compost.
  12. It will save fossil fuels. it is fossil fuel
  13. Wood chipper aimed at the Furness
  14. Notice where they were importing the new bloater-spec incinerator from?

    Yep, land of the free and excessively wobbly.