Offensive Songs

#1
I had a request today for a song I can't play without laughing at. It's one of those songs that is likely to get the PC brigades knickers in a twist but soooo funny.

The guy who asked for it is a tree hugging liberal but from bothering with me for a few years his horizons have broadened. Now he craves my coveted mp3 of said song.

My question is this: What's your favourite offensive song?

My current one is "A Lap Dance is so Much Better When The Stripper is Crying" by the Bloodhound Gang but in the past The Macc Lads and Chubby Brown have dished out the goods.
 
#7
"She's Got the Clap" not sure who sang it though only ever heard it once at a party.

"Grandpa" and "I Wanna Fcuk a Dog in the Ass" - both by Blink 182. The grandpa song is hilarious.
 
#13
I'm a big fan of lift your head up high (and blow your brains out), I wish i was queer so I could get chicks, or Why's everybody always pickin on me? all by the bloodhound gang, on the album one fierce beer coaster.
For those latenight coach journeys home, there's always Chicago's, My name is jack and the yogi bear song!
 
#18
Kevin bloody wilson. Do youf Huck on first dates?
Do you fuck on first dates?
Does you Dad own a brewery?
Could I feel your tits?
Or would you show 'em to me?
If the answer is no
To me questions above
Then be a good sport and give me the name
Of a girlfriend who does
 
#19
mizkrissi said:
"She's Got the Clap" not sure who sang it though only ever heard it once at a party.

"Grandpa" and "I Wanna Fcuk a Dog in the Ass" - both by Blink 182. The grandpa song is hilarious.
Could well be ACDC singing The Jack,



Psssst
Gonorrhea, oh no, i just had my first dose
Of gonorrhea

She gave me her mind
Then she gave me her body
But it seems to me
That she gave it to anybody
But i made her cry
And i made her scream (scream for me)
[audience screams]
I took her high
And i curdled her cream
But how was i to know that she had been there before
She told me she was a virgin
She was number nine, ninety-nine on the clinical list
And i fell in love with the dirty little bitch

She's got the jack
(i hate to tell you this darling)

I searched her mind
And then i searched her body
...but so did everybody
But she gave me her heart
And she gave me her soul
And a great, big - warn out
Empty hole
But how was i to know it had been filled in before
She said, "bon, i've never had the urgency"
She was number nine, ninety-nine on the critical list
And i fell in love with the dirty little bitch

She's got the jack
(i'll kill her)
(oh and it hurts)

You know, i woke up one morning, and there it was on the sheets - the clap
Now i know you all call it the clap over here so what i'm gonna do
I'm gonna say "she's got the --", and i want you all to shout out
Just what it is she's got, in this case it's the clap
And if you wanna know who gave it to her, don't look at me

She's got the ...
(i wanna hear your voices)
She's got the ... clap
She's got the ... clap
She's got the ... clap
(that guy down there, whatta you doing?)
She's got the ... clap
(yeah, you show me)
She's got the ... clap
She's got the ... clap
(she got that too, ha?)
She's got the ... clap

(i think what she needs ... is an angus young penicilian)

Angus young

Alright

She's got the jack
Oh yes she has

Daz