Offending the god botherers

No, I'm being quite serious. He even knows about the sock.
I apologize, to you and all the Arrsers on this thread that sussed you from early on, I realize now it has been all a big wind up.
 
I prefer splattering my man fat all over the pic of the virgin Mary myself.

The dirty little minx
You know the funniest thing - when me and my best mate bought a house during the recession in '08, there was a giant virgin mary statue in the backyard. We bought it anyways, because it was cheap at the time.

Apparently the couple who lived there were a bit religious...
 

rifleair

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.....................and supported by four elephants, on the back of a turtle.............Allegedly!
No, that's the discworld, our world is in a glass jar in unseen university, iirc.
 

rifleair

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I'm still not offended, though. The iniquitous militant atheists have simply deepened my conviction that they're crayon-molesting spackers.
You're offended, you've turned to insults!
 

rifleair

War Hero
Sorry. I'll try and limit my words to a couple of syllables, and make it easy for you.

Hey, can you think of three single-syllable words? I can:
Jesus. Loves. You.
Jesus has two syllables!
 

morsk

LE
No, that's the discworld, our world is in a glass jar in unseen university, iirc.
Or the world Elephant from Hindu/Iroquois mythology
 
Jesus is alive. In fact, he's watching you now. He knows all your secrets. He knows when you're failing to disclose sins during confession.
And he's making a list and checking it twice.

Oh that's Santa but its pretty much the same thing...….cept you normally get something to show for it at least once a year.
 
And he's making a list and checking it twice.

Oh that's Santa but its pretty much the same thing...….cept you normally get something to show for it at least once a year.
Christ does bring you a gift. It's a valuable gift: Eternal life.

Jesus has two syllables!
I was testing observation skills.


You're offended, you've turned to insults!
Bollox I have. It's a drop in the ocean, compared to the persecution I've suffered on this thread.


I prefer splattering my man fat all over the pic of the virgin Mary myself.

The dirty little minx
You could wind up in Hell for that sort of thing.
 
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