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Which one is the USB port?
It's in the butt plug
Which one is the USB port?
I thought Top Gear established you aren't allowed to call people a slant these days, it's wacist.Doesn't ARRSE have a resident theologian. I would have though he would have been all over this thread correcting matters of doctrine, tenets and articles of faith.
Maybe the Jewish slant has put him off.
It still surprises me that Christianity has just about conquered the world whereas as Judaism, which is a lot older, has stagnated at around 14 million.
Why should one brand of sky fairy worship be so much more widespread than another to which it is related?
More specifically the Roman Catholic Church threatens everyone who doesn't toe their line with Hell. Centuries of persecution, torture and even war against non christians and Protestants.Unlike Judaism, Christianity threatens those who don't become Christian with hell.
Yer forgot the 'at dint yer?
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This bit I liked as well, note the last sentence:
How does a yamaka stay on?
If the wearer chooses a suede kippah, bald heads happily have the advantage of a high coefficient of friction. Should all else fail, the ultimate kippah secret is double-sided fashion tape or a dot of one-sided velcro. Please note: stick the velcro to the kippah, not to your head.
Tefillah. A leather box with a part of scripture in it. I had to look it up.
ETA; beaten to it
They're words from a Christmas carol. You can see the tree in the house and the star on the tower and house..They must have hired marketing consultants, I could have sworn their products used to be god and jesus.
A foreign acquaintance not of the persuasion who saw the wording on this sign suggested that it would be equally appropriate outside a house of ill-repute.
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Tidings of comfort and joy.They're words from a Christmas carol. You can see the tree in the house and the star on the tower and house..
House of ill-repute you say?They must have hired marketing consultants, I could have sworn their products used to be god and jesus.
A foreign acquaintance not of the persuasion who saw the wording on this sign suggested that it would be equally appropriate outside a house of ill-repute.
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That's one way to describe the Popes mob.House of ill-repute you say?
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Tidings of comfort and joy.
One does sometimes wonder about loofys aquaintances.
I mean a house of ill (good?) repute is something I would never have thought of.![]()
What is that? Would it be worth re-converting to Christianity? I'll do anything for money/worldly goods etc, usually.a two-storey detached bijou residence.
@Brotherton Lad was kind enough to clarify things - it's about Christmas and people who worship Jesus get a two-storey detached bijou residence.
Only if they're lucky.
Insh'Allah!
give us this day our daily shed would be good enough for me
While under the shower this morning I thought about that carol and if memory serves me rightly, it started thus*:@Brotherton Lad was kind enough to clarify things - it's about Christmas and that people who worship Jesus live in two-storey detached bijou residences.