off limits?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by zetlander, Dec 18, 2011.

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  1. When it comes to er porn what can you watch on the laptop and what is off limits and will get you into bother if the computer repair people see it. Thanks.
  2. What do you think you fucking mouth breathing retard.
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  3. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    just phone up the computer shop and ask them first.
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  4. Zetlander - If you can't work this out, you deserve the full Gary Glitter treatment. Go to and search for the Sexual Offences Act 2003, and the Criminal Justice and Immigration Act 2008. Section 63.
  5. I think hes asking if hes allowed to watch kiddy porn or not.
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  6. I've heard a rumour that it is frowned upon. Hope this helps him.
  7. Just drop into your local police station and ask to be included in the dangerous nonce register, you can surf any shite you like after that!
  8. Was this question produced and published by a 12 year old child possibly under the influence of various drugs in combination with intoxication due to excessive alcohol consumption? If so were its parents the suppliers?
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  9. Don't worry, if you delete it from your trashcan it's no longer recoverable.

    You're still a child-touching monster even if it's gone from your HDD though....
  10. No, you're not you fucking mong. Stick to adult naked birds like the rest of us you bastard pond life.
  11. Or at least questionable teens you can persuade yourself are over 18 as they have nice tits....
  12. so is anything o.k. as long as participants are 18+
  13. I think they're out of application forms; every time I pop into join they tell me to fuck off!
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  14. Oh, for fuck's sake...

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  15. Personally, I couldn't give a shit if PC World ping my tastes. I'm not a threat to the free world, so I doubt, MI5, GCHQ or the filth will be remotely bothered with my repeated visits to the specialised site that deals with Kate Garraway lookalikes being anally fisted by tranny dwarves and clowns. Just innocent fun, that's all.