Off for the weekend.

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  1. Well thats me away for the weekend, have a good one everybody, see you on monday.
    Happy hunting Gunny and MDN.
     
  2. "Please don't go, don't gooooooooooooo, I'm begging you to stay, hey, don't goooooooooooo away, hey, hey, please stay"!
     
  3. I miss him already.....the coming weekend looks like a Desert devoid of humour and sparkling repartee................. :(
     
  4. That's why I'm singing lonely love songs. I miss him already.

    Give us a song Mighty..........
     
  5. I have heard that MDN is in fact the alter ego of none other than BB/MIne cu-nt/Lady lezbo et al..............the picture in the gallery is the first of his victims and the chicken was his first experience 8O
     
  6. Dedicated to TURP, for leaving us alone this Valentines Weekend:

    When I was young
    I never needed anyone
    And making love was just for fun
    Those days are gone
    Livin' alone
    I think of all the friends I've known
    When I dial the telephone
    Nobody's home

    All by myself
    Don't wanna be
    All by myself
    Anymore

    Hard to be sure
    Sometimes I feel so insecure
    And loves so distant and obscure
    Remains the cure

    All by myself
    Don't wanna be
    All by myself
    Anymore
    All by myself
    Don't wanna live
    All by myself
    Anymore

    When I was young
    I never needed anyone
    Making love was just for fun
    Those days are gone

    All by myself
    Don't wanna be
    All by myself
    Anymore
    All by myself
    Don't wanna live
    Oh
    Don't wanna live
    By myself, by myself
    Anymore
    By myself
    Anymore
    Oh
    All by myself
    Don't wanna live
    I never, never, never
    Needed anyone.
     
  7. Letterwritingjaffa is trying to push himself up the list of next potential victims to taunt :D

    In a sad and sorry way its almost a shame the daft cnut left us, there is a void that needs filling, a duty punchbag post needs filling.

    Maybe a septic should step into the ring as spinecapcock is too dull to play ball.

    I'm glad that TURP isn't here, while he is away we should slag f**k out of the scab lifting melted welly, simon weston lookalike, down syndrome sunshine bus passenger git faced todger taster
     
  8. Well, I like him more then that other c o c k, Mr Handiecapped. Window licker of the year 2004.
     
  9. So do I, but I'll stick a biro down my pee hole before I tell him

    Where is the duty victim, or do we slate him in his absence
     
  10. i am here and waiting for you all - but just watch out because i am in a bally bad mood, due to the fact my copy of Fox, Hounds, Range Rovers, Barbour Jackets, Hunter Wellington boots and Shooting Sticks (incorporating Country Landed Gentlemen in Jodphurs) is now two days overdue.

    So bring on what you think is ready wit and repartee, i am more than a match for you - just don’t be too nasty or i will cry.

    ClG

    And another thing i will be even more unimpressed if my magazine delivered tomorrow morning in the same state as last months edition i.e. unironed.
     
  11. Not as overdue as your mum is after the brigade shot their baby gravy up her!
     
  12. It's Valentines weekend, so no slagging anyone off (except Blondefatslag) as we should be loving each other (baggsy first on with Sniperbird, Leeeeeanne, Lippy or Dale). So, here's another song dedicated to TURP and everyone on ARRSE, written by Lionel Richie, and sung by me (with references to Mighty):

    Stuck on you
    I've got this feeling down deep in my soul that I just can't lose
    Guess I'm on my way
    Needed a friend
    And the way I feel now I guess I'll be with you 'til the end
    Guess I'm on my way
    Mighty glad you stayed

    I'm stuck on you
    Been a fool too long I guess it's time for me to come on home
    Guess I'm on my way
    So hard to see
    That a woman like you could wait around for a man like me
    Guess I'm on my way
    Mighty glad you stayed

    Oh, I'm leaving on that midnight train tomorrow
    And I know just where I'm going
    I've packed up my troubles and I've thrown them all away
    'Cause this time little darling
    I'm coming home to stay

    I'm stuck on you
    I've got this feeling down deep in my soul that I just can't lose
    Guess I'm on my way
    Needed a friend
    And the way I feel now I guess I'll be with you 'til the end
    Guess I'm on my way
    I'm Mighty glad you stayed
     
  13. Cluck........... :D
     
  14. Gunny

    choked :D

    deep and meaningful :wink:
     
  15. Cheers Dvr ! That means a lot to me !!