Off for the weekend.

#1
Well thats me away for the weekend, have a good one everybody, see you on monday.
Happy hunting Gunny and MDN.
 
#5
I have heard that MDN is in fact the alter ego of none other than BB/MIne cu-nt/Lady lezbo et al..............the picture in the gallery is the first of his victims and the chicken was his first experience 8O
 
#6
Dedicated to TURP, for leaving us alone this Valentines Weekend:

When I was young
I never needed anyone
And making love was just for fun
Those days are gone
Livin' alone
I think of all the friends I've known
When I dial the telephone
Nobody's home

All by myself
Don't wanna be
All by myself
Anymore

Hard to be sure
Sometimes I feel so insecure
And loves so distant and obscure
Remains the cure

All by myself
Don't wanna be
All by myself
Anymore
All by myself
Don't wanna live
All by myself
Anymore

When I was young
I never needed anyone
Making love was just for fun
Those days are gone

All by myself
Don't wanna be
All by myself
Anymore
All by myself
Don't wanna live
Oh
Don't wanna live
By myself, by myself
Anymore
By myself
Anymore
Oh
All by myself
Don't wanna live
I never, never, never
Needed anyone.
 
#7
Letterwritingjaffa is trying to push himself up the list of next potential victims to taunt :D

In a sad and sorry way its almost a shame the daft cnut left us, there is a void that needs filling, a duty punchbag post needs filling.

Maybe a septic should step into the ring as spinecapcock is too dull to play ball.

I'm glad that TURP isn't here, while he is away we should slag f**k out of the scab lifting melted welly, simon weston lookalike, down syndrome sunshine bus passenger git faced todger taster
 
#9
So do I, but I'll stick a biro down my pee hole before I tell him

Where is the duty victim, or do we slate him in his absence
 
#10
i am here and waiting for you all - but just watch out because i am in a bally bad mood, due to the fact my copy of Fox, Hounds, Range Rovers, Barbour Jackets, Hunter Wellington boots and Shooting Sticks (incorporating Country Landed Gentlemen in Jodphurs) is now two days overdue.

So bring on what you think is ready wit and repartee, i am more than a match for you - just don’t be too nasty or i will cry.

ClG

And another thing i will be even more unimpressed if my magazine delivered tomorrow morning in the same state as last months edition i.e. unironed.
 
#11
Civilian_ln_Green said:
i am here and waiting for you all - but just watch out because i am in a bally bad mood, due to the fact my copy of Fox, Hounds, Range Rovers, Barbour Jackets, Hunter Wellington boots and Shooting Sticks (incorporating Country Landed Gentlemen in Jodphurs) is now two days overdue.
Not as overdue as your mum is after the brigade shot their baby gravy up her!
 
#12
It's Valentines weekend, so no slagging anyone off (except Blondefatslag) as we should be loving each other (baggsy first on with Sniperbird, Leeeeeanne, Lippy or Dale). So, here's another song dedicated to TURP and everyone on ARRSE, written by Lionel Richie, and sung by me (with references to Mighty):

Stuck on you
I've got this feeling down deep in my soul that I just can't lose
Guess I'm on my way
Needed a friend
And the way I feel now I guess I'll be with you 'til the end
Guess I'm on my way
Mighty glad you stayed

I'm stuck on you
Been a fool too long I guess it's time for me to come on home
Guess I'm on my way
So hard to see
That a woman like you could wait around for a man like me
Guess I'm on my way
Mighty glad you stayed

Oh, I'm leaving on that midnight train tomorrow
And I know just where I'm going
I've packed up my troubles and I've thrown them all away
'Cause this time little darling
I'm coming home to stay

I'm stuck on you
I've got this feeling down deep in my soul that I just can't lose
Guess I'm on my way
Needed a friend
And the way I feel now I guess I'll be with you 'til the end
Guess I'm on my way
I'm Mighty glad you stayed
 
#19
And I meant, every word I said
When I said that I love you, I meant that I'd love you forever
And I'm gonna keep on loving you
Cause it's the only thing I wanna do
I don't wanna sleep
I just wanna keep on loving you

And I meant, every word I said
When I said that I love you, I meant that I'd love you forever
And I'm gonna keep on loving you
Cause it's the only thing I wanna do
I don't wanna sleep
I just wanna keep on loving you
Baby I'm gonna keep on loving you
'Cause it's the only thing I wanna do
I don't wanna sleep, I just wanna keep on loving you
 

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