Off for the weekend. Part Two

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Gunny Highway, Feb 27, 2004.

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  1. Well, it's the weekend, and I'm off for a typical Southern Irish funeral in the hills of Co Louth, near Dundalk. Before any of you get abusive, I may as well admit it, I'll miss TURP. So, before I leave, TURP, this one's for you mate:

    Every breath you take
    Every move you make
    Every bond you break
    Every step you take
    I'll be watching you

    Every single day
    Every word you say
    Every game you play
    Every night you say
    I'll be watching you

    O can't you see
    You belong to me
    How my poor heart aches
    With every step you take

    Every move you make
    Every vow you break
    Every smile you fake
    Every claim you stake
    I'll be watching you

    Since you've gone I been lost without a trace
    I dream at night I can only see your face
    I look around but it's you I can't replace
    I feel so cold and I long for your embrace
    I keep crying baby, baby, please

    O can't you see
    You belong to me
    How my poor heart aches
    With every breath you take

    Every move you make
    Every vow you break
    Every smile you fake
    Every claim you stake

    Every move you make
    Every step you take
    I'll be watching you


    Take care mate. I'll be back Monday (not withstanding a kicking in the pub Saturday, or the ferry sinking Monday).
     
  2. Don't lagg in the urn

    And bring one of your fit cousins back (the alive ones) to nibble my sack, as I'm on the road alot next week.
     
  3. Slaing mae feirhian.......
    .......and the devil on your heels!

    Incase you lost the song sheet,
    and no doubt needed in the old country

    Oh Danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling
    From glen to glen, and down the mountain side
    The summer's gone, and all the roses falling
    'Tis you, 'tis you must go, and I must bide.

    But come you back when summer's in the meadow
    Or when the valley's hushed and white with snow
    'Tis I'll be there in sunshine or in shadow
    Oh Danny boy, oh Danny boy, I love you so.

    But if you come, and all the flowers are dying
    And if I am dead, as dead I may well be
    You'll come and find the place where I am lying
    And kneel and say an "Ave" there for me.

    And I shall hear, tho' soft you tread above me
    And all my dreams shall warm and sweeter be
    If you will bend and tell me that you love me
    Then I will sleep in peace until you come to me.


    Its to help the dead over....sorry for the loss
     
  4. Now he's gone lets slag him off

    I'll start by saying he was always odd, has a spotty arse and his room smelt of rotting feet and dried spunky tissues.

    Granted he was a good egg, but that doesn't stop me calling him a pervy cnut on here :D
     
  5. He couldn't sing for Shi'te :D
     
  6. Cleft Pallet and a stammer you see.
     
  7. I thought it was due to his tongue roaming around TURP's arrse :wink:
     
  8. Turp's arrse? I heard he was a rimmer?
     
  9. Dale, i told you i have a lisp,
    i said SWIMMER not RIMMER,
    i heard he was a SWIMMER!!!! :roll:
     
  10. Because I'm gorgeous - I'd do anything for Gunny!!!!!
     
  11. Strange tho..that this weekend ......(and far be it from me to cast aspersions...........) both TURP and Gunny are missing from the boards :? 8O so does singing work?
     
  12. Noted.
     
  13. Thank God I didn't accept the offer to go away for the weekend,.....


    ....you'd be thinking I was with you know who!! :?
     
  14. Ventress

    Ventress LE Moderator

    Apparantly not, he tried it and got some strange rash.
     
  15. Dale Wrote

    Unfortunately Dale.......no matter how gorgeous you are it would appear Gunny had other things to do 8O :oops:

    Perhaps you could try singing him a few songs :D[/b]