******** of the week

Pararegtom

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You all must have a person that deserves ********* of the week Title. Today I have two, Just Done the school run to pick up my petal. And this burke on a motorbike screams past me doing a wheelie, petal says wow dad cool. yes I say, 100m up the road said eddy kidd wannabe is stuck on the back of a bus.mmm not so cool

second is the poor soul who threw himself off the Bridge over the A1 about 30 minutes ago causing no end of chaos during rush hour. Glad he missed my car, just had it valeted.
 
The nonce who I have the misfortune to work for. Hasnt got a clue, out of his depth, in complete denial and wont listen to those who have done it and know best. Tried to have a sensible meeting with him and he just chatted for an hour about nowt, pleased I wont be around to pick up the pieces. Jack as I am.
 

Pararegtom

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hammy123 said:
The nonce who I have the misfortune to work for. Hasnt got a clue, out of his depth, in complete denial and wont listen to those who have done it and know best. Tried to have a sensible meeting with him and he just chatted for an hour about nowt, pleased I wont be around to pick up the pieces. Jack as I am.





hammy you work for GB?
 

tired_chimp

Old-Salt
Pararegtom said:
You all must have a person that deserves ********* of the week Title. Today I have two, Just Done the school run to pick up my petal. And this burke on a motorbike screams past me doing a wheelie, petal says wow dad cool. yes I say, 100m up the road said eddy kidd wannabe is stuck on the back of a bus.mmm not so cool

second is the poor soul who threw himself off the Bridge over the A1 about 30 minutes ago causing no end of chaos during rush hour. Glad he missed my car, just had it valeted.

I would nominate you.
Two reasons -
1. your outrage because people are mocking retards, the disables, Downies etc in the NAAFI bar.
2. your outrage at being nominated as ******** of the Week.
 

Miner

ADC
The bosses son.
Aged 30
Weighs 24stone.
Does fcuk all but bleed the company dry, by putting everything on expenses. And I mean everything, shopping, meals out with the wife, tv & Blu Ray player.
Plus his wife gets a company car & a wage (just under the tax threshold) even though she don't work here.
Has no original thoughts in his head. Just regurgitates his fathers thoughts & bigotry.
Won't let his oldest son have a football shirt of his local team, because "I don't like them & neither does my dad."

FAT, LAZY, BONE IDLE, BACK STABBING, CNUT!
 
hammy123 said:
The nonce who I have the misfortune to work for. Hasnt got a clue, out of his depth, in complete denial and wont listen to those who have done it and know best. Tried to have a sensible meeting with him and he just chatted for an hour about nowt, pleased I wont be around to pick up the pieces. Jack as I am.

Talk about deja vu!
 
Surely the captain of the Freighter who ignored Cyclone warnings, and lost 41 containersof phosphate and tons of oil into the prettiest bay and till then most pristine beaches in the world(even the turtles carry pooper scoopers :lol: ) surely he qualifies as ******** of the month, followed closely by the captains of the 2 us navy vessels running side by side in the straits of Hormuz yesterday and crashed into each other causing an oil spill :x
 

Zega

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My Sqn QM....1630 nock off on a friday waiting for him to inspect squadron weapons! 1630...on a FRIDAY has he no soul? The fecking pad!
 

eggnog

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tired_chimp said:
Pararegtom said:
You all must have a person that deserves ********* of the week Title. Today I have two, Just Done the school run to pick up my petal. And this burke on a motorbike screams past me doing a wheelie, petal says wow dad cool. yes I say, 100m up the road said eddy kidd wannabe is stuck on the back of a bus.mmm not so cool

second is the poor soul who threw himself off the Bridge over the A1 about 30 minutes ago causing no end of chaos during rush hour. Glad he missed my car, just had it valeted.

I would nominate you.
Two reasons -
1. your outrage because people are mocking retards, the disables, Downies etc in the NAAFI bar.
2. your outrage at being nominated as ******** of the Week.


Seconded.

Purely for not reading the sign above the door and trying to derail what could have been a good thread.
 

Zega

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eggnog said:
tired_chimp said:
Pararegtom said:
You all must have a person that deserves ********* of the week Title. Today I have two, Just Done the school run to pick up my petal. And this burke on a motorbike screams past me doing a wheelie, petal says wow dad cool. yes I say, 100m up the road said eddy kidd wannabe is stuck on the back of a bus.mmm not so cool

second is the poor soul who threw himself off the Bridge over the A1 about 30 minutes ago causing no end of chaos during rush hour. Glad he missed my car, just had it valeted.

I would nominate you.
Two reasons -
1. your outrage because people are mocking retards, the disables, Downies etc in the NAAFI bar.
2. your outrage at being nominated as ******** of the Week.


Seconded.

Purely for not reading the sign above the door and trying to derail what could have been a good thread.

It WAS a cracking thread in my opinion. A mong tiger FFS, I felt utterly satisfied!
 
Pararegtom said:
You all must have a person that deserves ********* of the week Title. Today I have two, Just Done the school run to pick up my petal. And this burke on a motorbike screams past me doing a wheelie, petal says wow dad cool. yes I say, 100m up the road said eddy kidd wannabe is stuck on the back of a bus.mmm not so cool

That didn't really happen did it? :roll:

jackanory.jpg
 

Pararegtom

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The-Lord-Flasheart said:
Pararegtom said:
You all must have a person that deserves ********* of the week Title. Today I have two, Just Done the school run to pick up my petal. And this burke on a motorbike screams past me doing a wheelie, petal says wow dad cool. yes I say, 100m up the road said eddy kidd wannabe is stuck on the back of a bus.mmm not so cool

That didn't really happen did it?


Yes both events did

jackanory.jpg
 

Douthy

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Gubmint_Agent said:
I'd like to nominate Natasha Richardson's skiing pals - "don't worry sweetie, it's just a little bump, you'll be ok".

bastard, my keyboard is covered in brew now
 
What c*nt keeps sticking adverts for yell.com over the posts on this thread. F*CKING STOP IT!!!!
 
Bernard Cribbens. What a bloke.
Sorry got nothing else to say.
 

eggnog

Old-Salt
Zega said:
eggnog said:
tired_chimp said:
Pararegtom said:
You all must have a person that deserves ********* of the week Title. Today I have two, Just Done the school run to pick up my petal. And this burke on a motorbike screams past me doing a wheelie, petal says wow dad cool. yes I say, 100m up the road said eddy kidd wannabe is stuck on the back of a bus.mmm not so cool

second is the poor soul who threw himself off the Bridge over the A1 about 30 minutes ago causing no end of chaos during rush hour. Glad he missed my car, just had it valeted.

I would nominate you.
Two reasons -
1. your outrage because people are mocking retards, the disables, Downies etc in the NAAFI bar.
2. your outrage at being nominated as ******** of the Week.


Seconded.

Purely for not reading the sign above the door and trying to derail what could have been a good thread.

It WAS a cracking thread in my opinion. A mong tiger FFS, I felt utterly satisfied!

Acually, i will take back that last statement it was a good thread, but having someone bleat on about how offended they are just ruined it for me, stopped reading after that comment.


Edited because i have tired friday fingers.

I would also like to nominate myself, i'm winging off topic.
 

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