Of Sluts and Charges

#1
So Von Thomas's bespunked dress thread got me thinking: how many guys, Officers or Men, straight or hom, have gotten the Grand horsec@ck at the hands of the PC Harrasment nazis?We all know women join the Forces for one of 3 reasons;
1) To get a man
2) To get away from a man
or 3) To BE a man.
Specimens 2,3 are dangerous to all red blooded squaddies. If given the smallest chance, they will Judas you out to the SexPest squad for a wink or a congratulatory pat on the a ss.

So what is the widest, stupidest, most outrageous abuse or overextension of Harrasment policy you've seen?
 
#2
"Son, you will never get promoted until you aknowledge the existence of our Lord and saviour Jesus Christ."

This to me from an overzealous officer.

She got busted a few weeks later for adultery.

Thank God.
 
#3
Yep, I was a key component in my oppo being awarded the first ...now calm yourselves..."yellow card" on the Cov.

Wound a rats wren up and my mate rembrandted her when she gobbed off.

The memories of stifled giggles at the flightdeck warrant reading will stay with me for life.
 
#4
Got "re-briefed" also for winding the baby wrens up that they'd have to have their hair shaved if we did start kickin off with Iraq again ('97) Fire hazard and anti-flash etc etc.

I could quite easily start a shit wrens thread but I know some feckin ace ones so I won't.
 
#5
In the days when WRACs were RAX the thing we screw against walls, I was addressing my Pl at Bordon when one said rak walked between me and them without so much as a by your leave. When I pulled her up for this she gobbed off, not a good idea in front of the men. Not willing to accept this and also not wanting take it further I nipped it in the bud in time honoured SNCO fashion by Telling her to:
"Fukc off and stick a coke bottle in yer pi*s flaps ya fukcin fat ugly dog".
I was called in for a chat with the CSM a few days later only to be advised that there are going to be different ways of dealing with female soldiers in the future. What happened in between I cannot imagine.
How times have changed. :lol:
 
#6
Wonk_Mog said:
In the days when WRACs were RAX the thing we screw against walls, I was addressing my Pl at Bordon when one said rak walked between me and them without so much as a by your leave. When I pulled her up for this she gobbed off, not a good idea in front of the men. Not willing to accept this and also not wanting take it further I nipped it in the bud in time honoured SNCO fashion by Telling her to:
"Fukc off and stick a coke bottle in yer pi*s flaps ya fukcin fat ugly dog".
I was called in for a chat with the CSM a few days later only to be advised that there are going to be different ways of dealing with female soldiers in the future. What happened in between I cannot imagine.
How times have changed. :lol:
Indeed.
 

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#7
#10
Not about sluts (unless you count me and the RSM because it was just us!) but more of a PC thing.

The RSM actually asked me (a tom) if I didn't mind doing a job. In his own words he said "just let me know if it's too demeaning for you, ok?"

I thought he was taking the piss but he looked very serious, and TBH he has no sense of humour anyway!

T C
 
#11
Had a Major in Bordon basic who tried to get us out to bible classes.
 
#12
For a brief period in my service life, I was a WO PSI with a TA unit. At my first OC's 'O Group', a five foot and a fag packet female 2nd Lt asked the OC what courses she needed to do to become a Tp Comd. He responded with "Go and see Q k13eod after the meeting and he will let you know".

After the meeting I was in my office briefing two of the Tp SSgts about training when aforementioned dwarf with f@nny barged in and interrupted with "So Q ... what do I need to be a Tp Comd".

Furious at the rudeness of this I couldn't help but reply: "Fcuking taller and a bloke. Now fcuk off."

Midget biatch in tears and me up to HQ for a coffeeless chat. No wonder they sent me back to the Falklands for 16 months!
 

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