Why, don't you want to deploy?... Well I should imagine there's in the region of 95 Army ODPs (at a guess), take away the downgraded and I'd imagine theres 75 deployable (I'm sure someone will put me straight if my guestimates way out)... I'd say 6 ODPs per deployment of 3 months, so that would be erm... 18 per year. You can do the math.
Theres about 30 odd RAF ODPs and the TA generally take priority over deploying when its their units deployment, although the Regulars are on shadow cover in case one of the TA drop out... No Comment.
The RAF man named after a scottish lager who has been saying he is leaving for the last god know how many years. Been offered so many jobs he does not know what one to take. Last time I heard he was still lurking, I saw him about 18 months ago and he was still full of brown smelly stuff.