Odds on Dying

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  1. Seems the recent spate of ' natural disasters' has caused a minor raucus among the hoi polloi over what might kill them in their sleep.

    besides the usual fear of whackos leaping out of a dark alley or breaking into the house here's some numbers to mull over the next beer:

    death by fireworks accident: 1 in 615,488
    death by dog bite: 1 in 147,717
    death by legal execution: 1 in 58,618
    death by riding a bike: 1 in 4,663
    death by car accident: 1 in 247
    death by suicide: 1 in 121

    as for earthquake or hurricane: 1 in 3,357

    all figures based on US population parameters...

    no figures for dying of boredom from watching reality TV starring Paris Hilton
  2. RTFQ


    What about death by outlaw monkey-sex?
  3. It's not boredom I'm going to die of watching Paris Hilton - it's dehydration.
  4. OldSnowy

    OldSnowy LE Moderator Book Reviewer

    Or death by GSW? I wonder if the UK is catching up with the US on gun-related deaths?
  5. 100% fatal, no chance of survival.
  6. Not even close
  7. odds on tone 'the teflon don' bliar getting voted back into power by the armed forces?

    1-10000000021.9 :twisted:
  8. As long as you clip their claws, and dont let them bite, you should be okay. :D
  9. In the UK, the odds must be 1 - 1,000,000 (allowing for 60 of the pests out there). In the USofA, about 1 - 500,000 as they have five times the population but are 10 times more likely to do it :roll: or is my math(s) pants?
  10. What are the odds off suddenly dropping down dead whilst sitting on front of your PC minding your own busin..............................................................
  11. There is one reality film starring Paris Hilton which I found quite... er... stimulating :D
  12. Chickenpunk:

    getting orf watching a matchstick figure in lace teddy turns your crank, does it?.. Was she better than Pam Anderson, in all her pneumatic glory, in her first ' reality' show?
  13. Let's put it this way, I wouldn't climb over her to get to you.
  14. You're just not entering into the spirit of National Gay, Lesbian, Transwotsit Month, are you? :D
  15. Wrong: I'm very happy to watch films featuring lesbians. :D