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Have you got an erection that you just can't get rid of?
Then try watching women's rugby.
A man is having terrible headaches. He cant sleep, eat, think, or do much of anything because of the pain. Several doctors examined him and couldnt determine the cause of his problem. He finally went to one of the top neurological specialists in the country who examines him and says, "Ive found the cause of the pain. Your testicles are pushing up into your spine. The constant pressureon the spine causes the headaches. The only thing I can do is perform surgery and remove your testicles."
The man is shocked to hear this but the decision is not difficult as he know he cannot stand the pain of the headaches. He has the surgery and immediately fells like a new man. The pain is completely gone and he feels like he has a new life. He is so happy he decides to buy himself a new suit. He goes to a small mens shop and tells the old tailor that he wants to buy a suit.
"Sure," says the tailor. "Youre a 42 long, right?"
"Wow, how did you know?" says the man.
"Hey, Ive been in this business a long time. You learn a few things" said the tailor."
The tailor brought the man a suit that fit perfectly. It looked so good that the man decided to buy a new shirt to go with it.
"16, 34, right?" said the tailor.
"Right again!" said the man. "Youre amazing."
"Hey, Ive been in this business a long time. You learn a few things".
The tailor brought a shirt and tie and they looked great. The man said, "Hey, lets go for broke. Give me a pair of the silk boxers too."
The tailor said, "36 right?"
"Im disappointed," said the man. "But 2 out of 3 is still good. I wear size 34 boxers."
The tailor said, "Hey, Ive been in this business for a long time and I think you need 36."
The man replied, "Its obvious you know your business but Ive worn size 34 for as long as I can remember. Im going to have to disagree with you on this one".
"Hey look," said the tailor, "Ill sell you whatever you want. But Ive been in this business a long time. If you wear a size 34 its gonna push your nuts up into your spine and give you terrible headaches."
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