Odd coloured Penis

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  1. A young chap went to see his doctor complaining that he had an orange penis.

    "How long has your penis been this colour?"
    "about a week I think"

    "Are you in a relationship?"

    "Ok, take these pills twice a day and come back to see me in 5 days"

    5 Days later..

    "So, you are not in a relationship, what do you do for a living?"
    "I'm unemployed"

    "Ok, I'm going to give you these stronger pills, I'd like you to see me in 2 days"

    2 Days later..

    "So, you are not in a relationship and you are unemployed",
    "So what exactly do you do all day?"

    "Oh, I just sit around watching pornography and eating cheesy wotsits".
  2. the old ones are the best.......
  3. Aren't they just..

    just like the comment "the old ones are the best"..

    yours in Irony,
  4. The real irony is that I do just sit around watching pornography. However I eat apples instead of starchy snacks...
  5. Blue glowing pork meat? Isn't that the result of sitting around watching pornography?