A young chap went to see his doctor complaining that he had an orange penis. "How long has your penis been this colour?" "about a week I think" "Are you in a relationship?" "No" "Ok, take these pills twice a day and come back to see me in 5 days" 5 Days later.. "So, you are not in a relationship, what do you do for a living?" "I'm unemployed" "Ok, I'm going to give you these stronger pills, I'd like you to see me in 2 days" 2 Days later.. "So, you are not in a relationship and you are unemployed", "So what exactly do you do all day?" "Oh, I just sit around watching pornography and eating cheesy wotsits".