Odd coloured Penis



A young chap went to see his doctor complaining that he had an orange penis.

"How long has your penis been this colour?"
"about a week I think"

"Are you in a relationship?"

"Ok, take these pills twice a day and come back to see me in 5 days"

5 Days later..

"So, you are not in a relationship, what do you do for a living?"
"I'm unemployed"

"Ok, I'm going to give you these stronger pills, I'd like you to see me in 2 days"

2 Days later..

"So, you are not in a relationship and you are unemployed",
"So what exactly do you do all day?"

"Oh, I just sit around watching pornography and eating cheesy wotsits".
The real irony is that I do just sit around watching pornography. However I eat apples instead of starchy snacks...
Blue glowing pork meat? Isn't that the result of sitting around watching pornography?
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