Odd Adverts

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by JoeCivvie, Mar 29, 2012.

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  1. I was in Festival Walk, a reasonably up-market shopping mall here, this morning when I clocked this advert:


    I'm not sure what it's meant to be advertising but I really don't think the ad agency thought this one through.
  2. Is it Wham, 30 years ago?........
  3. Negligent-Discharge

    Negligent-Discharge LE Book Reviewer

    Ooh, where's Festival Walk? Brighton? San Francisco? Get me and Jarrod there......... asap.
  4. two gayers advertising a gayers shopping village.....seems that they have it spot on.......retune the old gaydar mate, before it's too late and you find yourself talking to him......

    quentin crisp - Google Search
  5. It's quite blatantly suggesting that you can get some man in you, in here.
    Best not to hang about too long you may be targeted for a good bumming......or just a bumming who knows.
  6. That's in Kowloon Tong isn't it?
  7. Soggy4978

    Soggy4978 Old-Salt Book Reviewer

    Top right hand corner.
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  8. I prefer a lighter to get my FAGS going

    FAG Heating Manager is a software for determining the right FAG heating device quickly and easily

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  9. How much did they charge you?
  10. Ah. Not being an American teenager I missed the glaring humour in that. Anyone got any side splitting links to beavers or bits of sliced cheese?
  11. Soggy4978

    Soggy4978 Old-Salt Book Reviewer

    You've just got to love when targeted advertising does its job properly:

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  12. Soggy4978

    Soggy4978 Old-Salt Book Reviewer


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  13. Miss Soton.jpg

    I wouldn't mind entering Miss Southampton if the offer's on the table
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