Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by phil245, Jan 6, 2012.

Welcome to the Army Rumour Service, ARRSE

The UK's largest and busiest UNofficial military website.

The heart of the site is the forum area, including:

  1. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    Hooked up with a girl with OCD last nite. She told me she was obsessed with doing everything alphabetically. So first we did it Anal, then she gave me a Blowjob, then I licked her Clit, and then I took her Doggie style. Then I got up and got dressed. She shouted, "What about E.?" I said, "I've done E sweetheart, I've Ejaculated." Now I'm doing F, G, and H..... Fucking Going Home
    • Like Like x 3
  2. I dont have ocd I dont have ocd I dont have ocd I dont have ocd I dont have ocd

    come on guys help me out here..................
  3. I've got CDO. It's the same as OCD, but all the letters are in aphabetical order - AS THEY NEED TO BE!
    • Like Like x 2
  4. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    what does DNA stand for?

    National Dyslexics Association.
  5. my misses said I had OCD, I must have told ten million times I dont!!