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Obviously, Roadcraft doesnt cover driving on ice.

#7
scrofula said:
I thought, legally speaking, all Rozzers were "civvies" ? Maybe I went to the wrong brain factory.
The ones in Lincolnshire are, because they certainly don't act like Police Officers should.
 

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#8
To be fair, that road looks like one big sheet of solid ice . . . . . but you won't get more grip driving upside down.
 
#12
jarrod248 said:
We pay council tax and the council only grits main roads - cnuts.
Someone had to come along and have a good moan. It wouldn't be Arrse unless there was at least one red in the face miserable bastard on each thread. Careful, Jarrod. I think you're turning into a grumpy old man. It'll be erectile and prostate problems next for you, old chap. :wink:
 
#13
Contrarian said:
jarrod248 said:
We pay council tax and the council only grits main roads - cnuts.
Someone had to come along and have a good moan. It wouldn't be Arrse unless there was at least one red in the face miserable fatherless on each thread. Careful, Jarrod. I think you're turning into a grumpy old man. It'll be erectile and prostate problems next for you, old chap. :wink:
Is that you moaning about someone moaning then? :wink:
 
#14
dingerr said:
Contrarian said:
jarrod248 said:
We pay council tax and the council only grits main roads - cnuts.
Someone had to come along and have a good moan. It wouldn't be Arrse unless there was at least one red in the face miserable fatherless on each thread. Careful, Jarrod. I think you're turning into a grumpy old man. It'll be erectile and prostate problems next for you, old chap. :wink:
Is that you moaning about someone moaning then? :wink:
Well, every outrage bus needs a conductor.
 
#15
jarrod248 said:
Contrarian said:
jarrod248 said:
We pay council tax and the council only grits main roads - cnuts.
Someone had to come along and have a good moan. It wouldn't be Arrse unless there was at least one red in the face miserable fatherless on each thread. Careful, Jarrod. I think you're turning into a grumpy old man. It'll be erectile and prostate problems next for you, old chap. :wink:

I know, I know but I was out with my bucket and spade last night, not making Sand castles, gritting the fcuking street. Lazy cnuting neighbours seem they can't be bothered.
I'm sure I'll be ok for a few years before I have any erection problems.
Oh, of course. I forgot that you're a nurse and have access to that Viagra cabinet. :D
 
#16
jarrod248 said:
Worse than that, some lunatic let me have prescription pads!
Do you prescribe them to yourself or your boyfriend?



We pay council tax and the council only grits main roads
I know, I know but I was out with my bucket and spade last night, not making Sand castles, gritting the fcuking street. Lazy cnuting neighbours seem they can't be bothered.
You've confused me, batty boy. You're whinging because you pay council tax and your neighbours aren't gritting the street? Or you're whinging because the council isn't making the neighbours grit the street? Or you're whinging because you like sticking your cock up mens bottoms?
 
#17
jarrod248 said:
Worse than that, some lunatic let me have prescription pads!
What. Are you having incontinence problems now? You have a clear case of Progeria, according to the Self Diagnosis Encyclopaedia. Just don't wear Khaki trousers.
 

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