Obscure TV channels!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Taz_786, Feb 15, 2008.

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  1. Doing some late-night channel surfing, as you do, I was struck by the sheer amount of tosh crowding the airwaves these days.

    For example if you've Sky - go to channel 887.

    WTF is that all about???

    With further exploration all sorts of other b0llocks came to light...the Baby channel, the Wine channel, some weird African channel with some barely audible chap in a green hat reading the news, which suddenly cut to a bunch of blokes swaying around a hut!

    Does anyone actually watch any of this nonsense??

    Anyone have any favourites? Or anything worth tuning into?
  2. Youve got a Message on Channel 873 .. :wink:

    822 is a hoot as well.
  3. BBC World.....?
  4. Nope .. Quick scan revealed that to be Gay Chat.

    822 is a Muslim TV Channel, the bloke looks stoned, he has what looks like a Chefs Hat on and is happily swaying away to some bird warbling away like someone has put electrified clamps on her nipples.
  5. Milton Keynes TV - Absolute utter cr@p
  6. 901-957, what is that all about???
  7. Essex wives was always a strange channel.
  8. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    We have got a thing called BFBS, very weird channel.
  9. Yeah, The Milton Keynes Channel..........WHY!?
  10. That'll be the BEN channel. Very funny African soap opera on there called 'Papa Ajasco'. It's complete sh1te ... swaying sets, crap story lines, actors staring at the camera ... but it's strangely addictive.
  11. Nollywood is a bid mad - another black channel. BUT by far the best and my personal favourite;

    The Swiss Railway Channel! Its err about a train going up a hill and err down again
  12. In terms of pure f*ckwittery nothing can beat 887, Supreme Master TV.

    Unmissable words of wisdom from Supreme Master Ching Hai!

    Watch it here:- :p

  13. Has the bloke in the chef's hat come round to fix the fridge? Do you need to pay extra for this channel?

    How much does it cost to rent a channel from Sky? Can't be very much if these loons all have one.

    I propose that we start the ARRSE channel with the following programme lineup -

    All At Sea : Ancient Mariner shares his anecdotes and sucks on a Werthers Original while explaining why GPS is for poofs.

    Benefit Fraud For Beginers : Sven tells you all you need to know.

    Pole Dancing With Big Bird : 'nuff said

    Multicultural Britain : The Cad helps us celebrate

    Any more ideas?
  14. The Ben channel has to be for smackheads. Not sure what channel its on but the Badly Dubbed Porn is a scream
  15. If I remember rightly, it's on Bravo 2 (not that I watch it of course :wink: )