Obscure TV channels!

#1
Doing some late-night channel surfing, as you do, I was struck by the sheer amount of tosh crowding the airwaves these days.

For example if you've Sky - go to channel 887.

WTF is that all about???

With further exploration all sorts of other b0llocks came to light...the Baby channel, the Wine channel, some weird African channel with some barely audible chap in a green hat reading the news, which suddenly cut to a bunch of blokes swaying around a hut!

Does anyone actually watch any of this nonsense??

Anyone have any favourites? Or anything worth tuning into?
 
#2
Youve got a Message on Channel 873 .. :wink:

822 is a hoot as well.
 
#4
staaken said:
BBC World.....?
Nope .. Quick scan revealed that to be Gay Chat.

822 is a Muslim TV Channel, the bloke looks stoned, he has what looks like a Chefs Hat on and is happily swaying away to some bird warbling away like someone has put electrified clamps on her nipples.
 

B_AND_T

LE
Book Reviewer
#8
We have got a thing called BFBS, very weird channel.
 
#9
Yeah, The Milton Keynes Channel..........WHY!?
 
#10
Taz_786 said:
Doing some late-night channel surfing, as you do, I was struck by the sheer amount of tosh crowding the airwaves these days.

For example if you've Sky - go to channel 887.

WTF is that all about???

With further exploration all sorts of other b0llocks came to light...the Baby channel, the Wine channel, some weird African channel with some barely audible chap in a green hat reading the news, which suddenly cut to a bunch of blokes swaying around a hut!

Does anyone actually watch any of this nonsense??

Anyone have any favourites? Or anything worth tuning into?
That'll be the BEN channel. Very funny African soap opera on there called 'Papa Ajasco'. It's complete sh1te ... swaying sets, crap story lines, actors staring at the camera ... but it's strangely addictive.
 
#11
Nollywood is a bid mad - another black channel. BUT by far the best and my personal favourite;

The Swiss Railway Channel! Its err about a train going up a hill and err down again
 
#13
Funbags said:
the bloke looks stoned, he has what looks like a Chefs Hat on and is happily swaying away to some bird warbling away like someone has put electrified clamps on her nipples.
Has the bloke in the chef's hat come round to fix the fridge? Do you need to pay extra for this channel?

How much does it cost to rent a channel from Sky? Can't be very much if these loons all have one.

I propose that we start the ARRSE channel with the following programme lineup -

All At Sea : Ancient Mariner shares his anecdotes and sucks on a Werthers Original while explaining why GPS is for poofs.

Benefit Fraud For Beginers : Sven tells you all you need to know.

Pole Dancing With Big Bird : 'nuff said

Multicultural Britain : The Cad helps us celebrate

Any more ideas?
 
#15
longrifle said:
The Ben channel has to be for smackheads. Not sure what channel its on but the Badly Dubbed Porn is a scream
If I remember rightly, it's on Bravo 2 (not that I watch it of course :wink: )
 

Legs

ADC
Book Reviewer
#16
Channel 101 - I think it's been developed as either a cure for insomnia or else to end the fashion of watching TV for hours - because if you watch much of it you'll end up kicking the screen in.
 

B_AND_T

LE
Book Reviewer
#17
Ancient_Mariner said:
Funbags said:
the bloke looks stoned, he has what looks like a Chefs Hat on and is happily swaying away to some bird warbling away like someone has put electrified clamps on her nipples.
Has the bloke in the chef's hat come round to fix the fridge? Do you need to pay extra for this channel?

How much does it cost to rent a channel from Sky? Can't be very much if these loons all have one.

I propose that we start the ARRSE channel with the following programme lineup -

All At Sea : Ancient Mariner shares his anecdotes and sucks on a Werthers Original while explaining why GPS is for poofs.

Benefit Fraud For Beginers : Sven tells you all you need to know.

Pole Dancing With Big Bird : 'nuff said

Multicultural Britain : The Cad helps us celebrate

Any more ideas?
I can picture MDN doing a Jeremy Kyle type show.
 
#18
B_AND_T said:
Ancient_Mariner said:
Funbags said:
the bloke looks stoned, he has what looks like a Chefs Hat on and is happily swaying away to some bird warbling away like someone has put electrified clamps on her nipples.
Has the bloke in the chef's hat come round to fix the fridge? Do you need to pay extra for this channel?

How much does it cost to rent a channel from Sky? Can't be very much if these loons all have one.

I propose that we start the ARRSE channel with the following programme lineup -

All At Sea : Ancient Mariner shares his anecdotes and sucks on a Werthers Original while explaining why GPS is for poofs.

Benefit Fraud For Beginers : Sven tells you all you need to know.

Pole Dancing With Big Bird : 'nuff said

Multicultural Britain : The Cad helps us celebrate

Any more ideas?
I can picture MDN doing a Jeremy Kyle type show.
With a bit of 4 by 2 and a minime.
 

old_fat_and_hairy

LE
Book Reviewer
Reviews Editor
#19
Sluggy and BB could do a Trinny and Susannah, (as long as the both keep their clothes on!) and transform the nations women.
 
#20
Japanese TV has to be the best (worst?) we can produce, hands down.

One time in Tokyo, I had the fortune to channel surf onto this show where a young lady was being spit-roast by two blokes, one dressed as a fox and the other as a squirrel, while a bloke in a pink sparkly jacket shouted excitedly into a microphone from beside the bed.

I think you have to be on hallucinogens for any Jap TV to make sense.
 

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