Obeying Santa

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by the_guru, Dec 20, 2005.

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  1. I typed "punch yourself" - he proceded to punch an elf in the gonads :D

    I typed "Shag Mrs Clause" - the poor elf got a whupping again 8O
  2. Ask him to "drink a pint of Piis"
  3. i think it was a "ladyelf" and santa was fisting her!
  4. Strip !
  5. "eat a turd cookie"
  6. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Tell him to f uck off. Join me on the 'naughty list.
  7. Childish, but I couldn't resist! I'm now on the naughty list :D
  8. smash tree is good, he goes loopy
  9. He'll also have sex with his elf ladyfriend...............